Darren

I have the memory of a goldfish cracker | 22 | he/they/void

[i-am-a-fish]

healthcare should be freeeee what the hell are we doing dumbass government what are we paying you for

[elucubrare]

You’ve heard of “i didn’t say it was good, i said i liked it,” get ready for “i said it had some technical problems & didn’t fully deliver on its themes, not that i didn’t like it”

[elucubrare]

#I voiced a criticism of some of its aspects#which in no way implies I did not like it#“and especially does not imply that I would like to hear a defense of it of the form 'shut up and let people have fun'”

REALLY endorsing these tags from galileosballs

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[allwhiterain-deactivated2025061]

Matthew Lillard and Angelina Jolie as “Cereal Killer” and “Acid Burn” in Hackers (1995)

[zagreus]

previously unseen genders in human history

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[geekyhistoriansunite]

[bruzum]

[wenlokholmes]

sorry, prev, your tags are too true to be silenced

[teacupthesauceror-blog]

What's even funnier is that they have the same problem where the characters can't age in real time, but now they're portrayed by human actors who are getting farther and farther from their 20s

[corrya]

I think about this like once a day

[vaspider]

I have heard a variant on it that I really like: "You cannot hate yourself into someone you can love."

[estrogenpatchnotes]

So many ads are just “we at corporation care about our customers which is why we [thing we are legally obligated to do]”

[estrogenpatchnotes]

I think about this so much more after working at a call center and being told “you need to not say outage unless we actually have a confirmed outage because we legally have to reimburse people if we fail to provide service” and then seeing that in ads as a really cool and nice thing the company does instead of something they’re forced to

[mohdayesh]

In Gaza, life is different from anywhere else .

When I was 20 years old, I lived in Turkey, although I was young, but I left my family and my country and I was looking for a place to live safely. I was even trying to get to Europe to find an opportunity to help my family and save myself and settle in a relatively safe place despite the failed attempts that did not give me access to Europe by the way. I was missing the money, so I couldn't complete the road and the attempts again after 13 attempts failed. I recently went from Izmir to Istanbul to find any work 14 hours of hard work and more, but I reached the stage of despair and decided to go to the UAE to experience a life easier than I was living in Turkey, but my young age prevented me from enduring all this hardship. After two years of attempts, I decided to return to my country and study business administration and get a driver's license to try to work on it ،

But the black day came and everything turned around and dreams were erased and the beautiful memories remained and I lived 3 difficult years trying to stay for my little brothers and get food to feed them 3 years of anxiety and my nervous system is in a defensive state and my body does not rest ،Yes, what no one likes happened (panic attack). You may think it's a normal thing, but he turned my life upside down and I'm not that person who has dreams, just live with reality and escape from feelings. Recently I tried to save my life and return to my dreams again. I married a boy. I met her in a place where we open the Internet and we got married and wait for our first child. We hope that he will live a better life than the life lived by his father. I hope that my country calms down and that the crossings will be opened and that we can reach a safer and better place to live.

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[melonwah]

[ceruleankitkats]

is he ever happy

[lew-basnight]

I wish I could find the original post but many years ago I was crashing at a high school friends house and he had me sleeping on some couch cushions that unfolded into a “bed,” except the cushions kept shifting and separating as you slept on them. So I had this elaborate dream that everyone on the planet had at some point been forced to sleep at my friends house, and the situation with the cushions separating was a single common experience that every living human had. And world peace was achieved through a movement called “push them together,” accompanied by a motion like pressing your open hands together as if to pray. Rock stars were doing it on stage, politicians were signing historic peace accords and doing the “push them together” motion, it saved the whole world

[gerardwayspostcocaineweightgain]

[lostxanadu]

the thing about being bullied for being weird as a kid is that even if you've always embraced being weird your brain is still always looking for the line where it's too much. you can be as proudly and intentionally weird as you want and you can love being weird but your mind is still convinced there's a point where you get too weird and people start treating you like a weird looking bug again. also it feels like you reach that point 500 times a day even if everyone you've spoken to today found you pleasant and likable and even if you're completely alone in your house with nobody looking at you at all.

[vamptits]

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

[vamptits]

I'm having my first 24/7 dom/sub relationship with the entirety of the fucking sun

[steelart]

yesterday? blorbo stuff. today? blorbo stuff. tomorrow? you'll never guess

[wolfythewitch]

Saw a tweet about mamdani solving the astrophage crisis and now im just imagining them sending mamdani to space

[wolfythewitch]

This came to me at 3pm in the afternoon