Neu Cap City

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The cruelest irony was that the surgery was for penile enlargement! To his credit, the surgeon had done unbelievable work turning Chuck’s undersized manhood into a literal showpiece. Alas, like a Peacemaker revolver with the firing pin removed, it was impressive to see but ultimately harmless.

Worst of all, his insurance wouldn’t cover his costs since it was considered an elective surgery! So, while the surgeon who’d rendered him impotent was fucking his wife, Chuck was reduced to “performing” in cuckold porn to pay for his services! Before heading off to his “night job” his wife would often tease him, “okay, babe, you have fun showing everyone your big, useless dick…so you can pay for your big, useless dick!”

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[theaussiecuck]

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“Good news, peewee — we’re going to find a real man to fuck her tonight! Don’t wait up lol!”

[neucapcity]

“Oops!”

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[lilsissycucky-deactivated202010]

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[sissytiddler]

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“The only gene pool you’ll be contributing to is your toilet!”

[deuxcapcity]

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“C’mon, Alura, this isn’t funny! It’s really starting to hurt!”

“Awww, now why would that be? Wait! Is it because I’ve been flirting with your hung friend, Gary all evening? Is your little pecker getting hard inside that cage?!”

“Nnngh, you know damn well that it is! You’re wearing that outfit…throwing little innuendoes back and forth with him…you could cut the sexual tension with a knife!”

“Well, now that you mention it, there does seem to be a certain degree of chemistry between the two of us! Golly, a big, strong, guy like Gary? Why, he’s probably one stiff drink away from peeling this top off me and just taking what he wants right there in front of you!”

“Nnngh! Goddamnit, why’d you have to put that image in my mind?! I’m so fucking hard right now, babe…please unlock me!”

“I don’t think so, hubby! You’re going to do something for me first!”

“Fine! Nngh! Just tell me what it is!”

“Very good! First, you’re going to bring out a fresh tray of drinks. I’ve already mixed Gary’s cocktail, it’s my own secret recipe plus a little extra kick!”

“Okay, okay, I’ll bring out the drinks and give Gary the tiki mug. Then you’ll give me the key?”

“Patience, dear! Next, you’re going to suggest we play a fun little game of Truth or Dare! You’ll start things off with a truth, but going into the second round you’ll dare me to undo two more buttons…”

“What?! Your tits are already halfway out as it is! Nngh!”

“Exactly! This will give Gary a perfect view of the girls! If he doesn’t take the hint at that point, then I’ll dare you to show us your cage. I’m sure he’ll know the score by then!”

“Nngh! Fine! Then you’re going to unlock me, right?!”

“Oh yes, of course! Well, more or less.”

“More or less?! What’s that supposed to mean?!”

“It means I’ll unlock you when I get around to it! Look, I’ve finally got the chance to experience Gary’s big dick! I won’t have you killing the vibe whining about your caged clit! No, you’re going to sit quietly in your chair or fuck off to the basement until he’s had his fill. Then, I will unlock you! Understood?!”

“Nngh, nngh! Yes…dear…ouch…understood.”

“Very good, sweetie! Now, I’m going back and join Gary in the living room. You hang out here for about five more minutes and then bring the drinks! Thank you! Byeee!”

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“You know my dad still fucks her, right?! What am I saying? Of course you know! He probably makes you watch! Hahaha!”

“Haha, very funny, young lady. Now, where are you off to and have you done your homework?”

“First of all, you’re not my real dad, so I don’t have to tell you shit. Secondly, no, I haven’t done my homework…because I have a simp who takes care of that for me. Newsflash, baby dick; my mom’s not the only one in this house with a submissive cuck!”

[godemperorofvagina]

That's why he's hard as a a steel beam.

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[blueeyesfantasy]

[gooner9800]

[neucapcity]

Sorry, folks…

Seems I flew too close to the sun and the tumblr cops shut down my OC blog, Deux Cap City.

I’ll keep posting here for the time being, but I’m not sure how much OC I’ll drop. Probably pivot back to doing more long(er) form captions to accompany images. We’ll see…

[neucapcity]

“I mean, your friends certainly don’t mind!”

[smooth-buttock]