i'm only human

. (rp)

[darringtonbear-blog]

Text || Denise

Deeds: Is that your way of saying you don't follow ME on Twitter?? The fuck dude?

Deeds: This is why you don't get any damn cookies.

Dare: No wait, I totally do.

[darringtonbear-blog]

Text || Denise

Dare: Stalker...

Dare: I'm flattered.

[darringtonbear-blog]

Text || Denise

Deeds: You deserve a knock over the head.

Deeds: But, lucky for you, I am in town.

Dare: Fair.

Dare: How do you even know which town I'm in??

[darringtonbear-blog]

Text || Denise

Deeds: I can't think of a specific reason right now, but I'm sure there is one.

Dare: Hmm, not acceptable. I always deserve your attention.

[darringtonbear-blog]

Text || Denise

Deeds: What a charming offer, but I don't know if you really deserve them..

Dare: And why wouldn't I??

[darringtonbear-blog]

Text || Denise

Deeds: That's because you don't have the magic touch, or smell, of a Donovan woman. We always know when cookies are done. Every batch is different.

Dare: Shit.

Dare: I want you to bake me cookies.

[darringtonbear-blog]

Text || Denise

Dare: I tried to make cookies, like the ones you made me that one time, and I burnt them. :(

[darringtonbear-blog]

Christmas killed me. I haven’t slept in four days.

[briandaniel-holden-blog]

Did someone party too hard?

[darringtonbear-blog]

If by partying you mean staying up all night with a toddler who won’t sleep because she’s too excited, and then won’t sleep again because she’s on a sugar high, then yes.

[briandaniel-holden-blog]

That sounds like the best kind of party!

[darringtonbear-blog]

Seeing Amelia's face Christmas morning was worth it. Her mother and I decided to be civil for one day in order to have a good Christmas. However, that led to questions about why mommy and daddy don't live together.

[darringtonbear-blog]

Christmas killed me. I haven’t slept in four days.

[xcharlene-kayex]

I feel ya, bud.

[darringtonbear-blog]

Can we just take a nap? Can that be the show, get out on stage and sleep?

[darringtonbear-blog]

Christmas killed me. I haven’t slept in four days.

[briandaniel-holden-blog]

Did someone party too hard?

[darringtonbear-blog]

If by partying you mean staying up all night with a toddler who won't sleep because she's too excited, and then won't sleep again because she's on a sugar high, then yes.

[darringtonbear-blog]

Christmas killed me. I haven’t slept in four days.

[xxjaimeleibovitzxx-blog]

I still can’t believe it!

[darringtonbear-blog]

I’m going to try to bring her by one of these days.

[xxjaimeleibovitzxx-blog]

Yes please?

[darringtonbear-blog]

Deeds already spoils her, I don't need any more aunts doing that!

[xxjaimeleibovitzxx-blog]

I still can’t believe it!

[darringtonbear-blog]

I’m going to try to bring her by one of these days.

[darringtonbear-blog]

@xxjaimeleibovitzxx She’s four. It’s crazy that I’ve only known her for a year and I already think she’s growing too fast.

[darringtonbear-blog]

Text || Deeds

Jeff: We could have babies together.

Jeff: Just not yet.

[darringtonbear-blog]

I didn’t even know you wanted kids.

[atlcsbcnnctt]

Of course I do, but I don’t have any so I pretend with yours.

[darringtonbear-blog]

You're good at pretend motherhood.

[darringtonbear-blog]

One is enough for me.

[atlcsbcnnctt]

Fine, I’ll have babies with someone else.

[darringtonbear-blog]

I didn't even know you wanted kids.