System: Lucifer has been added to the chat
System: Lucifer has left the chat
System: Lucifer has been added to the group by force
System: Lucifer has left the group
Gabriel: Perhaps we should send a dove with a summons? He’s clearly committed to sabotage.
Michael: One moment. I’ll try via direct message.
[Direct Messages: Michael ↔ Lucifer]
Michael: Don’t be difficult.
Lucifer: Or what? You’ll cast me out again? Been there. Thank you for the excellent real estate in the Lower Realms, by the way.
Michael: This is serious.
Lucifer: I can’t. Infernal cold. Coughing sparks.
Michael: You can type, though.
Lucifer: Oh, so you’re completely indifferent to the fact that I may be dying here? You archangels really are heartless.
Michael: You cannot die, fall ill, or suffer. You’re an angel — fallen, yes, but an angel nonetheless. The Spheres don’t care about your body temperature. For heaven’s sake.
Lucifer: You feathered lot know so little about devils.
Michael: Firstly, you’re feathered too, I feel I should point out. Secondly, have some decency. This matters. Do you think I enjoy tracking you down across the entirety of Creation?
Lucifer: Actually — how do you have my number?
Michael: I’ll be waiting for you in the chat.