Why So Serious?

Hi. I'm Kyle. The first Shrek was the only good one. My favourite subreddit is /r/thomasthedankengine.

[wholegirl-deactivated20150326]

*plays blink 182 while kickfliping a skateboard* i hate my parents……..and this town 

[smallllsnaomi-deactivated201712]

me at a fast food place: oh the prices have gone up

server: oh yeah sorry about that like it’s management i can’t do anything about-

me:

[ashmordye]

[onlytwitterpics]

[unclefather]

@netflix, new idea. you can make a show called “your life” and when i click on it i can watch all the footage that the government has taken of me through my webcam and cellphone. i fucking know. i fucking

[obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062]

they killed her before she could finish

[recycledstars]

boomer “age of entitlement” types piss me the fuck off because feeling entitled to healthcare and education and a social security safety net is fucking different to feeling entitled to tax breaks. but just watch their reaction every time negative gearing or superannuation tax concessions or dividend imputation credits are debated!!!!

those are apparently fundamental human rights, but being able to eat or get medical treatment or maybe one day buy a house in an australian capital city is just something you should have darn well thought of before you had the nerve to be poor/unemployed/disabled/sick/born after 1983.

[meanplastic]

[daydreamerofyesterday]

listen bindi not all of us can look into the multiple eyes of death and cuddle it but u do u honey

[cosmog]

i love letterboxd

[gaki75]

[itsnotjustpms]

[memewhore]

[jac5ob]

WHERE’S HIS MOTHER BURIED

[iv-fischer]

“a bit larger than we expected”

[trapcard]

they gave birth to Hagrid bye.

[imnickjamesbitch]

This needs answers

[bannedfromthewired]

PlayStation 2 startup

[kawacy]

Following professional art tutorials like…

[kyashee-deactivated20170407]

i crACKED UP

[its-me-bexy]

christ they called it X Box One X because the acronym is XBOX

[wereralph]

Y’all i am livid

[ginsengmasque]

as much as I hate buzzfeed and their pitiful version of “journalism”, let it be clear that if they asked me to come work for them I would sell out immediately and forget everything I know about creative writing in favor of getting a fat salary for copying and pasting gifs from 16-year-olds’ blogs and calling it an article

[littlecombjelly]

me: i love being single! i don’t need anyone but me haha 

me, 10 hours later, lying in my bed in the darkness:

[just-shower-thoughts]

I won’t put my mouth on cow teats but I will drink the milk. I’ll put my mouth on my girl’s tits yet would never drink the milk.

[mailadreapta]

As someone who has had sex, many times, with a nursing/pregnant woman, let me assure you that human milk is quite delicious. Surprisingly sweet and buttery. Recommended, at least as part of foreplay.

[illness-deactivated20180325]

can someone tell me why i’m still here

[sextronautt]

how can lawyers argue without crying 

[lightspeedsound]

I am a lawyer and let me tell you It gets like super close dude