THE DASH LIKES

Dash, Dash Parr. I know; I'm awesome.

[therealnightcrawler]

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Hallo, meine neuen Freunde. Thank you for the follows. I am Kurt, and who might you be?

[dashparrnone]

"Dash, fastest boy alive. Boy Incredible. Hold your applause!" Dash grinned widely.

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[eggsyunwyn]

"show-off."

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   ”Hey, be honest. How do I look?”

[dashparrnone]

"What's up with the bowtie, man?" Dash replied, looking his brother up and down. "You look alright, for a JCPenny's posterchild."

[dashparrnone]

//kid flashxjinx. totally adorable. fight me.

[dashparrnone]

"Hey, watch this!" Dash announced, running away in a flash, headed straight for a wall.

[dashparrnone]

illbringthemuscle started following you

Manly fans were cool, too, he guessed. “I sign notebooks, photos, calendars…” he listed, hoping he would procure one of these things.

[illbringthemuscle-blog]

"Oh man," Teddy’s practically giddy at the opportunity. Dash had always been his favorite of the Incredibles and he had his chance. He had to thank America for bringing them into this universe so they had this chance.

"How about memorabilia?"

[dashparrnone]

"If I can get my signature on it, sure," Dash agreed, taking a Sharpie out of his pocket. "Do you got it on you?"

[dashparrnone]

Yo! Xoxo Wonder Woman. (Princess Diana prince)

Dash let out a chuckle. "Wait till ma sees that I got fan mail from Wonder Woman!"

[dashparrnone]

He took note of the names but didn’t ask about them. “Yeah, it’s still the cheapest place to eat, unless you count having to pay with your health. But don’t worry about paying for it, okay? The Dash is taking you there.” He fully expected it all to be free once they stepped foot in the place.

[dostuffedanimalsgotoheaven]

"The Dash? Your parents named you that or do you just like giving yourself nicknames?" she asked, glancing at him in amusement. "If we’re going with names like that then I’m Bruiser." Or Princess Powerful, but no one ever called her that anymore. Unfortunately. “And seriously? Thanks.” Her grin brightened as she glanced at him, “Thanks for the food.”

[dashparrnone]

"...You seriously don't know who I am?" He was shocked and nearly stopped to stare at her. "Dash? Incredible?" Dash almost went on to list his entire family but restrained himself. Maybe it'd be a good change of pace if she only knew him by his human identity. "It's what my friends call me. My full name is Dashiell, but if you call me that I'll give you a bruiser," he joked.

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[dashparrnone]

Dash studied her expression nearly intensely. She was serious. She was actually asking where it was? “…There,” he replied slowly, pointing down the street a-ways. The big golden MCsign could be seen from here. “Come on,” he hesitantly took the lead then. This girl could totally be some escaped lab experiment and he was gonna buy her fries.

[dostuffedanimalsgotoheaven]

Her grin brightened as she glanced down the street and spotted the sign. “Oh, I haven’t been there in ages. Nico hates those places. …Gert did too.” She tilted her head and let him take the lead, a slight smile still on her features. “It’s still totally cheap right? I have like… two dollars. Maybe.”

[dashparrnone]

He took note of the names but didn't ask about them. "Yeah, it's still the cheapest place to eat, unless you count having to pay with your health. But don't worry about paying for it, okay? The Dash is taking you there." He fully expected it all to be free once they stepped foot in the place.

[dashparrnone]

"…What kiiiiind of bad things? Because I have done bad things before. Like, failed my english tests on purpose. Is it like that?" 

[bruisxrs]

"Why the fuck would you fail an English rest on purpose?" She asked. 

[dashparrnone]

This was enough to distract Dash from his good-or-bad examining. "Because my teacher is INSANE!" he huffed, "She's probably the world's most evil villainess, destroying lives one paper at a time!"

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send me a △ if you ever wanted to rp with me or a ◇ if like rp'ing with me; and a ▽ if you'd like a starter.

[dashparrnone]

He raised a brow and looked at her quizzically. He couldn’t just… hold hands with this girl and not be doing her a super hero deed! If Violet saw… If his mother saw! “I guess- why are you saying it like that?” Never had he heard the idea of a MC-D’s sound so alien. Maybe this girl was just weird. 

[dostuffedanimalsgotoheaven]

"I haven’t been to this city in ages!" Molly stated, looking around with a grin. She’d travelled a lot of course, it was nice to revisit places. When she saw she was starting to take the lead and pull him along she paused and tilted her head back to look at him. "Well, uh, where’s the nearest food stop then?"

[dashparrnone]

Dash studied her expression nearly intensely. She was serious. She was actually asking where it was? "...There," he replied slowly, pointing down the street a-ways. The big golden MC sign could be seen from here. "Come on," he hesitantly took the lead then. This girl could totally be some escaped lab experiment and he was gonna buy her fries.

[dashparrnone]

"No it’s not. You’re either evil or you’re a not- so which is it?" Dash looked her up and down then. There was a major difference between being a super and a normal mean person, so he was ready to just leave her be. But he was also ready to take her down a notch if she was evil.

[bruisxrs]

"I’ve done bad things." She explained. "Not proud of it, but it’s been done." She shrugged. 

[dashparrnone]

"...What kiiiiind of bad things? Because I have done bad things before. Like, failed my english tests on purpose. Is it like that?" 

[dashparrnone]

Dash couldn’t help but laugh some more. “Come on, where do you live? I know every street in this city- just name it.” He offered his hand then for her to take. Judging by how she wasn’t going mad over him, Dash assumed she either didn’t know about the Supers yet or she didn’t really care. But a good deed was a good deed. 

[dostuffedanimalsgotoheaven]

Where did she live? In some random sunken manor house? A giant leap frog? A fancy apartment block? Okay, none of the answers sounded too convincing, so instead the mutant stated, “It’s fine. I don’t need to go home now. My friends will get me.” Seeing as how he was being kind now, she offered him a quick grin and decided she may as well take his hand and lead him along. “But I guess you can at least show me to one of these food places on every corner, right?”

[dashparrnone]

He raised a brow and looked at her quizzically. He couldn't just... hold hands with this girl and not be doing her a super hero deed! If Violet saw... If his mother saw! "I guess- why are you saying it like that?" Never had he heard the idea of a MC-D's sound so alien. Maybe this girl was just weird.