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Ron Swanson Sentence Starters

"I'm not interested in caring about people."

"I'm sorry to see you go. I've really come to think of you as a companion."

"Challenge accepted. If I win, hamburgers stay on the menu."

"The rarest jewel of all: victory over me, _______."

"I love Food and Stuff. It's where I buy all of my food. And most of my stuff."

"What exactly will you be cutting and how much of it and can I watch you do it while eating Pork Cracklins?"

"Well, I am usually not one for speeches. So, Goodbye."

"...what the fuck is a German muffin?"

"Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets."

"If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party."

"My success rate is 100%. Do the math."

"Dear Frozen Yogurt: you are the celery of deserts. Be ice cream or be nothing."

"Look, a clock. We don't have that in America."

"Give me all the eggs and bacon you have."

"I'm proud of what I created. It was radical."

"Okay, so there we were - completely surrounded by like, ninja’s and stuff - totally boxed in by them. Yeah? There we were, and Bam! I take ‘em out. Not like at once. I’m not magic - that’s Nico.”

"But like, I pack a mean punch, And I swear I took out those ninja’s. First class ninja’s.”

" So, to answer your question… I don’t know what you’re talking about so I just said somethin’ that had happened to me before."

#open

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Tyson read over the letter, writing out another that he pinned to the girl’s door.

Dear Molly Hayes:

Thank you for the lovely letter. It’s been a while since anyone’s contacted me. While I’ve been working on the biggest wish of them all, that being equality for mutants and humans to live in peace, my power can only go so far. They say that God helps those who helps themselves.

That being said, your friend Tyson is making many hot dogs on the stove in a boiling pot of water. You should probably ask him really nice, and he’ll give you a few.

Best wishes (get it?),

Ty Wishmaster

P.S. Wishmaster would be a really great name for a metal band’s title track. Gotta get on that…

P.P.S. Apparently Nightwish already took that name for an album title track…ah well…

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It didn't take long for the girl to read the letter, nor for her to race through to the kitchen. When it came to running for food, Molly thought her speed could even rival Tommy's. The letter amused her, made her happy too. A real being that handled wishes was too much to wish for - but it could be nice to pretend that wishes could come true.

"Tyson! I hear that there might be hot dogs getting made."

She paused by the door to the kitchen, giving a quick grin.

"And hey, since you're cool an' all, and there might be too many for you... I was wondering if I could have some? Please?"

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“I bet they are,” he couldn’t help the grin that pulled at his lips as he looked at the girl. She was kind of funny, and he liked her spunk. He just had to hope she’d pass a good judgment on him.

“I’m James, nice t’meet you, Molly. I promise it’ll be an equal share, ma’am,” he gave a firm, serious nod, and offered a hand out to her, “we can even shake hands on it, if you want,” he knew how it was to be distrustful of people, but that hardly did anything to kill his determination at the moment.

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Her hesitation was only for a split second before she reached out to shake his offered hand. She liked him, for now. Over thinking things wasn't a problem for her. "We've shook on it now. Pretty certain this means you can't go back on it. Like, creepy things will happen to you if you do. Handshakes are real important." She gave a serious nod - though her serious look lasted for about a second before Molly grinned up at him in amusement.

Taking back her hand and stretching her arms above her head, her grin widened for a second. "Chicken tacos do sound like an awesome idea right now." And there wasn't much she wouldn't do for food - eating with a stranger was just going to be the latest weird thing. He seemed cool so far, and she liked to think she was good at judging so.... Time for the food! Turning around, the brunette glanced back at him, "C'mon then, I promise you'll this'll be the best chicken tacos you'll have! For a little while at least." And with that, she was ready to lead the way.

#wintermyth

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Send me a ✿ and my muse will react to your muse putting a flower in their hair

"Dear whatever being deals with wishes from mutants. You're probably a mutant too, I guess. Is there a mutant that deals with wishes? Cause that could be cool and-- Oh, right. Dear whoever you are, I wish for a hot dog. Seriously. I need a hot dog."

"I can't remember when I last had one. Wishing you all the best - ha, get it? Cause you listened to my wish and-- well, yeah, just send a hot dog to Molly Hayes, please."

#open RP

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Sentence Meme: Homeless Edition

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"If you needed some place to stay why wouldn’t you come to me?!"

"I would have helped you."

"You didn’t have to do this alone."

"Do you have everything you need?"

"Just let me buy you dinner."

"I don’t have anywhere else to go."

"I don’t need your help."

"I’m not a charity case."

"Are you sure you’re okay?"

"Are you sure you don’t want to stay with me?"

#this would actually work well with molly #cause you know #she actually is homeless #like all the time

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"Awesome. Let’s get this Team-Up Started. Where’d the giant lizard guy go?"

"Awesome! We'll be totally unbeatable!" She gave a bright grin, before reaching up to adjust the hat on her head. Thinking carefully, Molly then shrugged and said, "I'm pretty sure all the giant lizards have gone. So, like, we can't do that... Basically, we're so good that we've finished our job before we started."

Brother Bear Sentence Starters

"One thing always changes to another."

"Let love guide your actions, and one day, you'll be a man."

"There he is! Come here, lover boy!"

"We've got to find him!"

"You really think love has anything to do with being a man?"

"So you're telling me you didn't eat them and you have NO IDEA where they are?!"

"I'm not eating anybody."

"Well, gee, eh! You're one big beaver!"

"I'm more of a purebred wolverine!"

"It's no use. The only way to get down is to chew your own foot off."

"And from that moment on, I was more careful about what I lick!"

"Hello? I can't breathe!"

"When I get in a fight, I go all crazy and I'm a raging ball of wild fur!"

"I mean, I don't wanna brag or nothin', but I got some moves."

"Kid, I got my own problems."

"And keep all that cuddly bear stuff to a minimum, okay, kid?"

"I can't, eh, I'm still digesting. I'll get cramps."

"No, no, will you stop it? Quit it!"

"And so, to save him, they had to rip off his tongue, and now he has to talk like this all the time!"

"Just relax and enjoy the ride."

"Hit me again; I think she's looking."

"What are you doing? We've got to get out of here!"

"You're leaving?!"

"This has to be the most beautiful, the most peaceful place I've ever been to."

"I told you, woman, I'm right here!"

"You know that story you told me last night? Well, I - I have a story to tell you."

"I did something wrong."

"I don't like this story."

"Now, why do you think I did that? Because I love... I love... dew."

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"There just might be a gremlin in your house."

"Along with the Easter bunny and Santa."

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"Hey, it's not funny!" She gave a slight frown, then continued, "There might be. Gremlins could muck stuff up. You have to be careful about these kinds of things!"

"Here -- a flower;; -- and don't you say a word about it being girly"

"It's pretty, thanks!" She gave a bright grin, taking the flower and glancing over it. Molly glanced up at him in after-thought, adding, "Flowers aren't girly. I mean... I guess sometimes they are, but that's not a bad thing and like.. My friend Klara? She talks to them, and can control them. Flowers are strong. I like 'em."

"Look, I know it sounds crazy."

"It sounds incredibly crazy," Molly agreed, nodding her head along. "So, come on, let's hear more." Crazy stories were the best kind! And just cause it was crazy, didn't mean it wasn't true. Heck, most of the people called Molly crazy when she tried to tell them about her friends or her lifestyle. Crazy? It could be kinda nice.

I'm the Dude

"Heh. The Dude? Is that what I have to call you know?" Molly held back a snicker, instead giving as serious a nod as she could. "Okay. So I'm the Dudette. Dude, and Dudette. I mean, Dudette sounds cooler, but whatever."

Beetlejuice Starter Sentences

"Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose."

"Hey, these aren't my rules! Come to think of it, I don't have any rules!"

"I'm the ghost with the most, babe."

"YOU BUNCHA LOSERS!!! YOU'RE WORKING WITH A PROFESSIONAL HERE!!!"

"And that, is why I won't do two shows a night anymore babe, I won't."

"I've seen The Exorcist about 167 times, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT!"

"NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?! You think I'm qualified?"

"I'll eat anything you want me to eat, I'll swallow anything you want me to swallow, so come on down and I'll... Chew on a dog!"

"She's sleeping with Prince Valium tonight."

"My whole life is a darkroom."

"I will live with you in this hellhole, but I must express myself."

"I will go insane and I will take you with me!"

"Don't mind her. She's still upset that someone dropped a house on her sister."

"I can't believe we're eating Cantonese. Is there no Szechuan up here?"

"No, what I meant is, can you be scary?"

"Coach? Coach, where's the men's room?"

"Wait, Coach. Let me get something straight. What's our curfew around here?"

"Go ahead, make my millennium."

"Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a HELL."

"A little gasoline... blowtorch... no problem."

"_____, I will not stop living and breathing art just because you need to relax."

"We're trapped in this house with those people!"

"I'm feeling a little, ooh, anxious if you know what I mean."

The Big Lebowski Starter Sentences

"Well, sir, it's this rug I had. It really tied the room together."

"I'm the Dude."

"So that's what you call me. That, or His Dudeness … Duder … or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing."

"This is a very complicated case, _____. You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-you's."

"Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber."

"Careful, man, there's a beverage here!"

"Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling."

"Life does not start and stop at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit!"

"Look, we all know who is at fault here, what the fuck are you talking about?"

"Has the whole world gone crazy?! Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?!"

"You figured "oh, here's a loser", you know?"

Gremlins Starter Sentences

"But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget - no matter how much he cries, or how much he begs, never, never feed him after midnight."

"And keep him away from water. Don't get him wet."

"Hey gang, It's been a rough night for Rockin' Ricky..."

"There just might be a gremlin in your house."

"I've got to have him! He's incredible. I'll give you $100 for it."

"That's pretty neat. What does this button do?"

"It's not your fault. I was going to get to that. I'll fix it tomorrow."

"It's the same gremlins that brought down our planes in the big one."

"Look, I know it sounds crazy."

"I think the kid is drunk."

"They're watching Snow White. And they love it."

"You mean you understand what he's saying?"

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer Starter Sentences 004: Teacher’s Pet

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