“He’s Like The Future”

Voltron Victim

[daspykid]

He, 18, entp, spykid, I like matcha, I like the color brown

I like london

[daspykid]

Coco and fairy are so similar🤔 the more I look at them the more I see it!

Ughhh sooo cute

[daspykid]

I hope one day to live my days like Beer-chan🍺

[daspykid]

I just Graduated!! Free from highschool 🙏🙏🙏

I will have more time to work and buy more san-x merch

[daspykid]

I want a bagel.. maybe 2?

[daspykid]

Haiiiiii :3

[daspykid]

A dog who weeps after it kills

Is no better

Than the one who doesn’t

[daspykid]

The big bad dog keeps following me home

I think he just wants to use my phone

What do you think? Should I let him in?

Should I let him get under my skin?

Well, I did

He told me his bark was worse than his bite

But his big sharp teeth broke my skin last night!

I had to forgive him look at those puppy dog eyes!

So big and round they make me wanna cry

And I did!

He says he's a good boy, I say "I know"

But the backyard was a mess when I got home

He's doing things that he says he wouldn't

I knew I should've put him down but I just couldn't

[daspykid]

I wanna be your dog

Oh, to be completely at your back and call

I wanna live in your laundry

How I long to be your dog

And I wanna be the pebble that gets stuck inside your shoe

I wanna be the thing that gets attached to you

I wanna be your fucking dog

[daspykid]

For human, grossly underqualified

For canine, grossly overqualified

I don't blend in at Petsmart

And that truth remains for the Walmart

'Cause in either case they say to me

What the fuck is lost in aisle 3?

[daspykid]

Unfortunately I am

My own dog, my own fur companion

[daspykid]

Overly irritated…Klance is cannon king…voltronoffical I see you…

[daspykid]

Naruto’s theme song is called “Blue BIRD” for a reason…

[daspykid]

sasunaru???

They are literally fated

“Why are you so fixated on me?!”

“Because you’re my friend..”

[daspykid]

“Yes boiii I’m Rilakkuma boiii”

-Rilakkuma…probably

[daspykid]

“At all time and everywhere Rilakkuma goes Rilakkuma is continuously lazy and relaxed.

Rilakkuma is totally stress-free and also doing things at Rilakkuma's pace.”

[daspykid]

would u rather have to be in voltron level situationship or naruto level situationship?

Voltron level bc at least they were both single at the end…unlike Sasuke and Naruto in their one sided marriages WITH kids they dont even hangout with