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lol hey

#what up keds #i don't really exist on here anymore ahahahah

Send me a color

red: how was your first kiss? what do you love about yourself? when’s the last time you warmed your hands in front of a fire? would you rather watch a sunrise or sunset? what’s the best thing about summer?

orange: what makes you feel warm inside? what’s your favorite halloween tradition? what’s the last thing you learned? when’s the last time you felt obsessed? what’s your favorite article of clothing?

yellow: if you could have any view from your bedroom window what would you choose? what’s your favorite thing to do on a sunny day? what do you consider lucky? what made you smile today? what makes you happy?

green: what’s your favorite thing to do outside? do you like camping? what would you spend $1,000 on? what’s your job, or what do you want to do as your job? what’s your favorite article of clothing?

blue: what do you do when you’re sad? what are some things you do when you can’t sleep? what was the best (non-romantic) night you’ve had? what kind of covers do you have on your bed? who is the last person you told a secret to?

purple: what’s your astrological sign? what’s the best piece of advice you ever received? when’s the last time you followed your instincts? what’s your favorite food? what’s your secret dream?

#aw lets chat #i havent been around for a whiiiiiile #and i've changed a lot #get to know the (new) me!!!

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someone: aaah!!! i have a crush!!!

my self absorbed ass: its me isnt it??

also me, smacking myself with a broom: ITS! NOT! YOU! WHY! WOULD! IT! BE! YOU!

#me #also i havent been around in a while #but guess what!!#ive become a much better person #i've been doing more things with friends #as well as made a lot more friends #and ive taken on some pretty awesome leadership roles #and ive finally gotten over my previously crippling fear #of someone i have a crush on finding out i have a crush on them!!#guys it all works out :)#if anyone wants to chat hmu!!!#(im always down to give advice too)

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k so i made this new russian friend at school this week and we were talking about memes, you know, as one does, and she was telling me about this underground russian meme where its pics of fish reading and saying shit like “i cant do this” and i thought it was the funniest fucking thing ive ever seen in my life so here u go. in order, theyre saying “help”, “disaster”, “pretty difficult”, and “it’s hard for me”

sometimes me eyes make lil clicky noises when i blink

#should I be concerned??#Ahhahaha #it's mostly if my eyes are too liquid-Y #or like if I get makeup remover in my eye #hmm #original post #text post

kumagawa

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mutuals do this it's really fun

give your pets a kiss from me

stability

the biggest question of the games (via)

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Trainability in cats is a funny thing.

My cats understand and will obey a number of verbal commands, one of which is “go away”. I don’t use it often, but if they’re bugging me and I’m trying to work or doing something that could be dangerous for cats, I can tell them to go away, and off they go - they’ll only keep pestering me if there’s a serious problem they need me to look at.

That said, their idea of a serious problem that requires my attention is somewhat eccentric. Previous instances have included:

There was an unfamiliar car parked across the street

Their water bowl was four inches to the left of its usual position

One of them had puked on the stairs and they didn’t want to walk past it

It was raining

One of them saw a weird bug

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These are all very important things that required your attention. They’re doing a good job.

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EXCUSE ME?!?? Bring it BACK? I wasn’t aware it was gone. But, oh that’s right, it must have been because there’s been a black FLOTUS for 8 years. She couldn’t possibly be glamorous, right?