That's what you thought

Just an average teenager tryna have a cool blog.

[voulair]

[crackistan]

[anxietyproblem]

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[lobotomizedskull]

[depsidase]

[sacred-portal]

[romyschneiderism-deactivated202]

Monica Vitti in La cintura di castità (1967).

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

oh my god i'm cleaning out my desk and i found my first phone

it was a fucking house phone that i was so stoked to have because it was mine that i kept in my own room and i cannot believe technology has progressed at the speed of FUCKING light to the point where this is a hilarious artifact to have had in like 6th grade and now theres kindergarteners with iphones

[princess-peridot]

How did you know if you dialed the right number

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

each button made a different tone so the numbers you dialed a lot became a subconscious melody in your head and if you hit the wrong button by accident it would sound like a wrong note in a song you know by heart

[teaboot]

i can’t beleive that is a legitimate question in my lifetime

[notevensneaky]

Other acceptable answer: the wrong person answers on the other end.

[propitlikeithot]

Another acceptable answer: the robot lady comes on the phone and tells you number doesn’t exist.

[kineticpenguin]

[razerathane]

I’m not even fucking 30 yet why

[passer-bi]

Audrey: I’m the most chill person I know.

Shelby: At McDonald’s last night the cashier gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, and you screamed “YOU MCFUCKED UP” at him.

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[memewhore]

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[memewhore]

[professorspork]

#this single photo here validates the existence of the selfie stick I SWEAR TO GOD

[bless-soda-drinks]

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[flutternix]

me: *breathes.* Life: