DURIAN

  [IC Blog for a swapfell Sans named Durian. No F2F interactions will occur here, but can be done with Durian over on his brothers blog @ caramelpears. ]

[dastardly-durian]

caramelpears​:

WEED?  👁️👁️

Do not subscribe to the scam, Papyrus.

[dastardly-durian]

I am being followed by a weed scam bot. Disgusting.

[dastardly-durian]

WHAT ON EARTH HAS MY DASHBOARD TURNED INTO?

[dastardly-durian]

dengoes‌:

IS SOMETHIN’ GOIN’ ON?

I MEAN, I DON’ ‘AVE AN ISSUE WITH DOIN’ DAT FER YE.

THE FACT THAT HE’S SPLIT APART INTO TWO PEOPLE IS CERTAINLY A REASON TO SEND THE WEAKER HALF SOMEWHERE SAFE, YES?

[dastardly-durian]

@dengoes

TAKE MY BROTHER BACK TO YOUR HOME.

THE GUARD DOG CAN HANDLE THE CAPTAIN RESPONSIBILITIES IN THE MEANTIME.

[dastardly-durian]

I SEE A LOT HAS CHANGED SINCE I LAST HAD THE TIME TO CHECK THIS HELLSITE.

[boypositiveplace-deactivated201]

Boys who are sex-repulsed/don’t enjoy sex/are too uncomfortable to have sex - you’re doing an amazing job at coping in a society that associates your maleness with having strong sexual desires. You are valid, you are loveable, you are not ‘weird’ for not fitting into the stereotype of men wanting sex all time.

[magicallygrimmwiccan]

… I really needed to hear that thank you

[dastardly-durian]

DO NOT MISTAKE ME FOR A KIND, MORAL MAN.

SIMPLY BECAUSE I AM CHANGING SOME OF THE QUEENS LAWS.

[dastardly-durian]

strikingskeletonsiege‌:

I ACTUALLY MEANT WHO I WORKED FOR INSTEADA WHO YOU WORKED FOR BUT YOU KNOW. COULDDA WORDED THAT BETTER, MY B

BUT YEAH I’M NOT. CUT OUT FOR UPRIGHT GUARD WORK. SHIT’S BORING. I’M A MERC, NOT A SOLDIER.

BUT HEY, IF YOU’RE EVER HAVING TROUBLE AND NEED A BOUNTY HUNTED DOWN, I’D BE UP FOR THAT!

IF I NEEDED SOMEONE HUNTED DOWN, I’M CERTAIN I COULD FIND SOMEONE RELIABLE AND DISCREET ENOUGH TO DO SO.

THAT SAID, CARRY ON, AND...

...GOOD LUCK ON YOUR SEARCH FOR EMPLOYMENT.

[dastardly-durian]

strikingskeletonsiege‌:

WAIT AIN’T YOU THE ONES THAT ARE GOING FROM “KILL DISSENTERS” TO “TRIALS ARE GOOD ACTUALLY”?

BECAUSE LIKE. GOING FROM WORKING FOR A CRAZED TYRANT TO “WE WILL NOT DO A MURDER NO MATTER WHAT” SEEMS LIKE A DOWNGRADE TO ME NYEH HEH HEH

IF I MAY INTERCEDE, SINCE THE TWO OF YOU ARE DISCUSSING A TOPIC THAT PEAR IS NOT CURRENTLY WELL-INFORMED ON?

THE UNDERGROUND IS STILL A DANGEROUS PLACE. THERE IS VIOLENCE. MURDER IS STILL COMMITTED. THERE ARE TROUBLES.

CRIMINALS WILL STILL BE EXECUTED. BUT NOW WITH PROOF THAT THE LAWS HAVE BEEN BROKEN. I WILL NOT EXECUTE AND TORMENT THE PEOPLE OF THE UNDERGROUND AS THE QUEEN DID ON A WHIM.

BUT ORDER DOES NEED TO BE KEPT. AND A PROPER GUARD NEEDS TO BE ESTABLISHED. THAT SAID, IF YOU VIEW THINGS THE WAY YOU DO, AND CONSIDER THE DIFFERENCE A ‘DOWNGRADE’, PERHAPS YOU WOULD BE BEST OFF FINDING EMPLOYMENT ELSEWHERE.

[dastardly-durian]

HOW BLESSED I AM, TO CALL PEAR MY SIBLING SOME DAYS.

[dastardly-durian]

THINGS HAVE BEEN...CHAOTIC THESE LAST TWO DAYS.

THE QUEEN DID HAVE HER LOYAL FANATICS, AND THE FORMER CAPTAINS SUPPORTERS ROSE UP, ATTEMPTING TO GIVE A SPEECH ABOUT HOW ONE OF THEM WOULD BE A BETTER CANDIDATE FOR QUEEN. THE DOG GUARD CORRALLED THEM, AND BROUGHT THEM BACK TO THE CASTLE, WHERE I CALLED THE REST OF THE UNDERGROUND TO ATTEND TO A ‘MEETING’ OF SORTS.

THERE ARE GOING TO BE CHANGES TO THE RULES. WE WILL NOT SIMPLY CHOP OFF THE HEADS OF MONSTERS WHO THINK ANOTHER WAY. INSTEAD, THEY WILL BE IMPRISONED FOR A PERIOD OF TIME.

OF COURSE; SHOULD THEY SHOW GOOD BEHAVIOR, THEY MAY EARN THEIR RIGHT TO REJOIN CIVILIZATION, WITH THE UNDERSTANDING THAT REPEATED OFFENSES MAY LAND THEM IN THE NEW PRISON FOR THE REST OF THEIR RATHER LONG LIVES. 

[dastardly-durian]

#I SEE#PERHAPS FREEDOM IS AN OPTION

FREEDOM IS ALWAYS AN OPTION. 

IT IS JUST A MATTER OF FINDING THE COURAGE TO ACT, TAKING ON THE TASK OF SEEKING OUT LIKE-MINDED PEOPLE, FOLLOWED BY ACTUALLY MAKING A MOVE TO TRY AND SECURE THAT FREEDOM.

THE ATTEMPT COMES AT A COST, OF COURSE.

[dastardly-durian]

* eyy, congrats my dude

#* i know she was a complete bitch

THAT SHE WAS. THE UNDERGROUND AS A WHOLE WILL BENEFIT FROM A CHANGE IN LEADERSHIP, AND THINGS WILL BE SAFER.

#Fucked up eye solidarity.

A MARK OF SURVIVAL, IS ALL IT IS. ALSO; WHOMST THE FUCK?

#heavy concern#but also#good job boi#she was a binch

THERE IS NO REASON FOR CONCERN. TODAY WENT BETTER THAN WE COULD HAVE HOPED. ‘LONG LIVE THE QUEEN’, INDEED.

#Congrats on the freedom#No wonder my brother’s scared of you

HE HAS NO REASON TO BE AFRAID OF ME. HE BRINGS A SMILE TO MY BROTHERS FACE. THAT FACT ALONE HAS EARNED HIM MY RESPECT.

HE WILL, HOWEVER, BE GETTING A ‘TALK’ IN THE FUTURE. 

WOULDN’T BE A GOOD BROTHER NOW, IF I DIDN’T LECTURE MY SIBLINGS PARTNERS AND DO THE SIBLING THING, NOW WOULD I?

#YOUR FACE! !! 11 1 #DURIN #DURIAN WHAT THE  F CU K

MY FACE IS HARDLY THE MAIN CONCERN, BROTHER. REJOICE. THE QUEEN IS DEAD. MY PROMISE TO YOU, HAS BEEN FULFILLED.

YOU ARE FREE.

[dastardly-durian]

𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐃 𝐀𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄.

[dastardly-durian]

𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄.

[dastardly-durian]

I DO NOT HAVE WORDS TO EXPLAIN HOW MUCH I DESPISE THE QUEEN, NOR DESCRIBE HOW UTTERLY DISGUSTED I AM BY 

...

BY HOW EASY ITS BECOME TO DO THESE THINGS.