Daedric Darling

disabled fat femme drag clown. 29, pan, any/all. 🧸

[dailyskeletonreminders]

[toskarin]

the bioware writers room carefully crafting dragon age 2

[ft-rj]

[pierog]

[valtsv]

me trying not to make impulse purchases when i’m sad

[falchieyan]

Chilling with the gorls~

Sylvanian Families / Calico Critters + Warhammer mashup, part of my Bunny War Crimes series.

[dark-fri3ren]

[everyday-cutephoto]

[eroscestlavie]

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

[eroscestlavie]

[pangur-and-grim]

wait I have one more story. there's a group of anti-abortion protesters who often set up by the Ethiopian cafe I hang out in, and when I was waiting to cross one of them held up an aborted fetus sign and said "how does this make you feel?" and I said "hungry", and then I was so satisfied by my own cleverness that I missed the lights and stepped off the sidewalk into oncoming traffic

[pangur-and-grim]

[themaveriqueagenda]

[dughole]

sometimes i get home from an event with my family and i just have to sit in my car for a second & read that one sarah schulman quote on familial homophobia

[dughole]

taps the sign.

[veryberryskye]

so anyways i

did you ju

do not skip my fucking dia

you’re pissing me o

WHAT IS YOUR PR

Fare thee well adventurer, I patiently await good tidings!

[charl0ttan]

french fry extended universe

hamburger (2017)

water (2018-2022)

broccoli and mashed potatos (2021)

[beniial]

[werechicken-deactivated20241121]

The first three are literal genetically enhanced space warriors and the last one is just some twitchy nerd who got lucky

Besides Samus would cream them all

[purplepokili]

your mind

[tlgtw]

Isaac's First Good Day

[sunspotpony]

@earsandtailsarefeet

[aroacexuemeng]

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

[doggirlhen]

reblog heavy

[moddestmouse]

Trust (6-13-26)

12" x 9"

Acrylic, POSCA, and chalk pastel on paper

[kaity--did]

Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.

I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me

sometimes you do just have to lie to children.

[kaity--did]

If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying “mama? Big ball?”

If I were lean down and say “unfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotions” she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.

So, for now, instead “big ball went night night!”

[kaity--did]

Please understand when I say “removed the ball from the premises” I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.

See I’ve lied to you all too and it was better this way.

[inkloom]

you can’t just leave this in the tags etc.

[kaity--did]

You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter