Daedric Darling

disabled fat femme drag clown. 29, pan, any/all. 🧸

[warriorprincesstramp]

I'm not locked in I'm never locking in I'm going to hell

[orthoscheme]

*watching the princess in the war room suggest the most abysmally dogshit move in existence to a room of generals sociallt incapable of criticizing it* excellent play missus now lets get you to not here not here ever again maybe

[upandoutcomic]

✨ tiny ✨

tiny spoons simply make ice cream taste better, it's basic science 🙂‍↕️🫶

[boucicaut]

[unionizedwizard]

everything so scary & forever .

[unionizedwizard]

[the-semicolonoscopy]

Biblically accurate bisexual

[cryptotheism]

Adam: Your older brother. Abel. He's dead.

Adams third child, Seth: What is that?

Adam: I don't know. This is new for me too.

[cryptotheism]

Eve: I think "dead" is what happens to dinnerbeasts.

Seth:

Eve: We might have to dinner him.

[onemillionfurries]

[bgm05]

[rainbow-femme]

Thought this was useful context

[netherworldpost]

every single thing in your life that is customized to make you more authentically "you" is inherently a great, wonderful thing

no matter if it is made with great care and skill (bag displayed) or something made with a sharpee in the dark at 4 AM because you are too excited to not have your love of something/someone documented

[beggars-opera]

The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes

[formerlyanon]

and we need that! keeps us humble. 

[dabouse]

Then I'm just like WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AN ADULT

[tomboy014]

It goes the other way, too, because WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE A CHILD?!!

[dabouse]

I'm 16, that's like, barely a child

[tomboy014]

I'm in my 30s. You are baby

[digitaldiscipline]

I'm older than both of you in a trenchcoat.

[kabretoss]

honestly one of the best things we can do for ourselves is realize that people of different ages than us can still be the same kind of person as us. it's humbling and it gives everyone involved a sense of continuity, and it busts those stupid generational stereotypes media is so fond of.

[andhaveapleasanttomorrow]

yesterday I had the thought "visual novel for normal people" (?) and halfway through making this image (which I thought would be really funny) I realized it was completely meaningless

[moghedien]

One like nitpick thing that drives me crazy is when people call Blue Whales the largest whales or the largest living mammals or some shit like that

Because yes that is true. But when you frame it like that you are completely disregarding the absolutely batshit reality that Blue Whales are the largest animals that have ever existed on earth through the entire history of the planet and they are alive right now today

[testosteroneterrorist]

you guys realize radical feminism is bad because of the gender essentialism, right?

its not just that when they say hateful things towards “men” they also mean trans women? you cant just say the same shit as them but change whos included in the “men” and “women” catagories. thats still the same gender essentialism. just like, wokely.

[podcastwizard]

hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.

[i-suggest-transing-your-gender]

all transmisogynists should suffer complete and total extermination

I'm not really comfortable using terms like "extermination" when referring to people, it kinda makes you sound like a nazi. I'm also very against the idea of killing people including bigoted people.

All transmisogynists should grow, become better people, educate themselves, and unlearn their transmisogyny 🫶

[sillysymbol]

if you hate jazz you will die and go to hell

[yoyoma-stanaccount]

if you hate rap you will also die and go to hell

[aadamantine]

if you hate blues you will also also die and go to hell

[puzzled-on-main]

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat