you CAN go back to childhood

ave. 23. he/him. redbubble. ko-fi. free palestine ✡️❤️🇵🇸

[cloudabserk]

you just introduced me to drive ryan gosling and woW.

i actually cant find the photo of him clutching his bloody stomach on the hood of his car jacket riding up does anyone have it.

[fartcowboy]

i always have it on hand

[cloudabserk]

yayyyyyy

[cloudabserk]

i love movies 🩵

[cloudabserk]

a few months ago i was watching a romantic chinese BL and was like aw hell yeah i can watch it out loud with no headphones cuz it’s a sub! and then like 5 episodes in i remembered one of my roommates is from china & therefore speaks chinese

[cloudabserk]

dry erase markers + xenonite

[cloudabserk]

which could mean nothing

this is exactly what i post on instagram when my coworkers wife makes jokes about him cheating on her with me/my puppet

[cloudabserk]

as someone who has post notifications on for ur blog I ALSO love when you delete posts. adds a lil mystery. like idk what you were gonna say abt mindy kaling but its not my business i suppose

well i was calling her a pioneer of rpf because she cowrote and costarred in a two woman play about matt damon and ben affleck and i think it’s foundational to modern day actor m/m rpf. also she and bj novak wrote their irl messy situationship into the office just for fun. so she’s experienced rpf from both sides

[cloudabserk]

“it’s wrong to imply ryan gosling is gay”

[cloudabserk]

the discourse happening in my comments that lead to me posting this btw:

[cloudabserk]

before i watched project hail mary i knew exactly 2 things about ryan gosling:

[froxyfroggo]

happy ten year anniversary to this article !

[cloudabserk]

??? 10 years? i had initially assumed this was during the barbie press tour or something. why would they ask him this in 2016…

[cloudabserk]

-dislike ryan gosling

-watch phm

-really like him as the lead

-is it the character?

-read the book

-character is p good but i don’t like him as much as the movie version

-is it just ryan gosling?

-watch other movies he’s in

-hes good, but i still don’t like him as much as in phm

???????

[cloudabserk]

this was such an embarrassingly quick switch up on my part

[cloudabserk]

my only real crackship is nypd blue one off characters in separate episodes in 2001, gay southern misha collins x goth pedro pascal

[cloudabserk]

wait… maybe you’re on to something

[cloudabserk]

comforting head bonk to make up for my feeble human lifespan

[cloudabserk]

they’re calling rocky an obsessive yandere on korean phm twitter

[cloudabserk]

well i didn’t know it meant that

[cloudabserk]

they’re calling rocky an obsessive yandere on korean phm twitter

[cloudabserk]

grace is like rocky be honest am i too clingy? and rocky is like grace i would mind meld with you if i could.

[cloudabserk]

wow he looks so good! why is grabbing playwright & historian eric bognosian like that

[cloudabserk]

boob pillow

[cloudabserk]

covertly texting my coworker as he sits 2 feet away from me and our boss yells at us

[cloudabserk]

grace wakes up out of his coma and immediately puts on a skirt and starts exclusively going by his very feminine last name. he said if i’m stranded alone in space i’m gonna have some fun with gender.

[cloudabserk]

the aliens even use she/her pronouns for grace