Only Cool Moms Have Blogs

teenaged mother just trying to kill time until my child moves out hit counter

[chicks1023]

[safitheartist]

That’s the human equivalant of the “sir are you aware you are a cat” meme.

[brunz]

That Seinfeld fella is pretty funny he should get his own show

[meta-xylene]

I’ve got some great news

[brunz]

what

[meta-xylene]

I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to geico

[niggazinmoscow]

Todd from HR. Chad from accounting. Steve in sales. Mike the office manager.

[r0asted]

This video is my life

[humoristics]

Oh the irony…

via

[ruinedchildhood]

OHMYGOD 😂😂😂😂😂

[purplelittlemermaid]

😂

[2pacsauntie]

She actually took a picture of him and sent it to him lmfaoooo I’m dead 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

[pettylifepresident]

Me as a parent

[mysharona1987]

[enoughtohold]

i think this is my favorite tumblr ad so far

[thehuskinbee-deactivated2017061]

She just goes there to knock everything off the shelves

[stagerevolution]

Debra “The Bulldozer” Johnson

[mjalti]

[dankmemeking]

assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student ID number

[deweypetal-deactivated20160530]

Peanut butter is gross wtf

[rassclaart-deactivated20160713]

There are 9 rat hairs in every jar of peanut butter just a fyi 🕵🏾

[bloomflowersbloom]

damn them rat hairs is scrumptious!!!

[roslips]

[plasmalogical]

im the guy on the line in the factory who puts 9 rat hairs in every jar of peanut butter

[onlytwitterpics]

[ruinedchildhood]

[thoracs]

my cat when i refill her food bowl: ……..

my cat when i drop a candy wrapper on the floor:

[garybrone-deactivated20251118]

[shiftythrifting]

Not really thrifted I guess, but I came across this rather suggestive ceramic cream container on Craigslist.

[jdjduebrbjdejhebehf-deactivated]

Pop that pussy paul Revere!!!

[krudman]

more like, are you SQUIDDING me

[krudman]

this gif is messing me up:

[camiisade]

[krudman]

[psychoticdreamer-deactivated202]

He can’t just be bending over?

[krudman]

[shadio]

every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

And every time we kiss I swear I can fly