Ly 💜

🏳️‍⚧️Being gay is a competition and I’m fucking crushing it ❤️🧡🤍💖💜

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someone will give me a $20 dollar bill and I’ll be like oh nice but when someone gives me a fist full of $1’s I’ll be like FUUUUUUUCK YES I always need ones

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BOWERS WHAT

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saying “pspspspspsps” is just nekolocation

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just realized my girlfriend pavloved me into saying "excuse me" after i burp

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get pavloved

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being bored in the mens clothing section is oddly affirming

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trans women in leggings. you agree reblog

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"do you llike pineapple on pizza?"

"no, do you?"

"no"

"oh thank god"

*starts violently making out*

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i just made out with my girlfriend because she doesn’t like pineapple on pizza

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scrunkly is my new favorite word I can’t stop thinking about it it’s so much fun to call things scrunkly I when to the zoo and aquarium today and saw so many scrunkly animals

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being a girl who doesn’t like spending money while dating a girl who wants so many cars is nerve racking

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you fucking buffoons you put chapstick on your chaps not your lips

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i was telling my girlfriend she can do anything thing she wants with her ice cream and making goofy examples

she took one of them literally

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“she twee- she post- she tumblered”

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cooked with my girlfriend for the first time and I burnt my girled cheese and now I’m embarrassed she’s so good at making girled cheese I love her

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trains are always transitioning everywhere so happy for them