Bi as in bye.

(914): Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius. David "Prodigy" Alleyne || 20 || Mutant || He/him The ask link is in the multicolored bars down below. Godspeed.

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Hiatus.

// Blogging exclusively from mobile is hella hard, yo. I'll try to be back sometime late August. //

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Alright then.

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I should sleep. Goodnight.

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Can I not instead? Is not an option here.

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only bc im hanging out w friends today

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Nice.

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bourgeois is a slur against rich people and it is wealth shaming

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@nottheteamsociopath  Well I do love when rude people apologize. 

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Can I not instead? Is not an option here.

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I haven’t thought about rick rolls since the winter of ‘82. Also I’m not sure what you’re trying to say here.

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I’m not saying anything at all.

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👀

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I haven't thought about rick rolls since the winter of '82. Also I'm not sure what you're trying to say here.

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Chill maybe David?

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Sorry. I’m in a mood.

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im gonna call Josh and tattle on you

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But have you considered: Not snitching.

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Source: me. Case closed, there's your evidence.

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Chill maybe David?

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Sorry. I'm in a mood.

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Holy shit. I could make anyone do the macarena, at any time. This is too much.

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@lokiofnone said: I respect you less for not doing that, frankly.

Mind control is impolite. 

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So I hear.

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You sound skeptical. Just trust me on this one. 

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Some days, the only thing keeping me from (completely justifiable) supervillainy is the fact that Josh would make me feel bad about it.

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@lokiofnone said: I respect you less for not doing that, frankly.

Mind control is impolite. 

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@lokiofnone I’d like someone significantly more if they bought me that bedspread. Just throwing that out there. For no particular reason.

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Well, keep asking around, I’m sure someone will take the hint.

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That someone is me, I'm my own favorite person now.