true deceiver

Birds feel gravity, too. ((Dependent 616 Loki blog))

[lokiofnone]

ok soooooo its been almost an exact month since my last post. longer than that since i actually rped on this blog, and at this point i dont really feel a pressing urge to change that. so im going to go ahead and say that im done with tumblr rp.

ive taken breaks from tumblr rp before, usually due to fandom or friend drama, but this time there was nothing pushing me. i just would rather do other things, and gradually i have realized im not really missing out on anything.

is there a chance i could return to this? yes, but i dont think its likely.

im going to continue rping all my muses on discord with my timeline and some select out of timeline rp partners. if you want to get in contact with me or ask for my discord you can message my personal @antifathor

[yesterdaysprint]

The Boston Globe, Massachusetts, April 24, 1910

[cantdance]

hey im opening a few slots for bust commissions. each will be lined and fully colored. i can accept payment through kofi or paypal.

things i will do:

front or ¾ view

simple poses/hands

characters from any media as well as d&d characters, video game characters, ocs, provided description or reference

transparent or simple backgrounds

mecha, provided reference

things i will not do:

nsfw

furry

disagreeable content such as racism, sexism, transphobia, etc

shoulders up will be $10 usd or two kofi, waist up is $15 usd or three kofi. im going to have three slots, but these should be easy to crank out so it shouldnt take me too long. you can message me on tumblr to see if a slot is available and to get my payment info.

[foggybruise]

I wasnt loved as a child so now I'm evil and dont go to bed on time

[lokiofnone]

I can think of several ways to avoid imminent death by rocket launcher, just off the top of my head.

[lokiofnone]

@starcrafting

[lokiofnone]

I can think of several ways to avoid imminent death by rocket launcher, just off the top of my head.

[lokiofnone]

You guys aren’t bulletproof? LOL.

[starcrafting]

@lokiofnone so who would you cast for the avengers?

[lokiofnone]

Ben Stiller for all of them.

[power-chords]

yurameshi replied to your post “rgr-pop replied to your post “I don’t mean to boast or anything, but…”

once had friends mercilessly fail three attempts at making me a birthday cake before realizing they’d been using diatomaceous earth in lieu of flour the whole time

I gasped with greater intensity than I ever have in my life

[authorityissues]

dirt cake with dirt jar pictured in background

[power-chords]

DUDE

[thesurestthing]

Pineapple upside ground cake

[tiltlhat]

TIL, that haters will see you and throw pebbles at you because they hate you 

[captlorca]

A NEW TRAILER!!!

[lmaonade]

excuse my language but it is so bizarre to me how common it is to refer to someone’s dick as their “meat”. like. it’s all meat. all of you. the whole fucking thing is meat and water. and bones that aren’t even really yours you’re just borrowing them. what the hell 

[hotvampireadjacent]

my meatus weatus lol

[lmaonade]

Are you kidding me?

[lokiofnone]

Name a superpower and I will tell you that I have it.

[lokiofnone]

Sorry if you have no sense of humour but I am not so afflicted.

[lokiofnone]

People often misconstrue the fact that I am a clown to mean I always want to make other people laugh, but in reality that is a side effect. The goal 100% of the time is to make myself laugh, and I always succeed.

[lokiofnone]

I invite Thor to my party under the premise that he says and does nothing and he agrees, but we both know he is lying.

[lokiofnone]

One who rips.