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Date a Mendel who tells you to enjoy what you can and advises you to love the boy not the man

Date a Mendel who tells you return next Friday and admits he admires you

Date a Mendel who thinks you're charming and needy, but assures you after 5 sessions on his couch, you'll be like new

Date a Mendel whose passion is work (or perhaps that's an alibi, but doesn't care to discuss it)

Date a Mendel who's never married

Date a Mendel who thinks you're very insecure, but so is he

Date a Mendel whose name is Mendel and treats her husband

Date a Mendel who tells you never to slit your wrists

Date a Mendel who thinks you're a damaged girl

Date a Mendel who thinks love is unkind and spiteful in a million ways

Date a Mendel who thinks love is blind and can tell a million stores

Date a Mendel who assures you you're a lovely girl though you're possibly diseased

Date a Mendel who tells you to put your head in his hands

Date a Mendel who tells you when it's time to break bread and loosen your glands

Date a Mendel who tells you your pain is a priori and compels you to unfold your untold story

Date a Mendel who tells you to breathe deep and you find understanding

Date a Mendel who doesn't only treat queers

Oh Those Biblical Times!