date a cryptid that lives EXCLUSIVELY in 1953. they will not exist in 1954, but you can always go back to see them.

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date a cryptid that lives EXCLUSIVELY in 1953. they will not exist in 1954, but you can always go back to see them.
date a cryptid who lives in a blood stream. stay out of their blood stream. do not mix the blood in their blood stream. they know whose is whose.
date a cryptid whose skin is too hot to touch and ignites a flame in your heart (figuratively, of course. so long as you treat them right)
date a cryptid who drinks only strawberry milkshakes. this cryptid wont even TRY vanilla. nope.
OP is just describing themselves.
vanilla is my fav and i h a t e strawberry actually
date a cryptid who reached 1000 followers while on a hiatus for a year and just now realized it
Date a cryptid who lives in the deep seas, and has adopted all the deep sea creatures as a single parent. Watch their piscine children swim through their body, for a fun date idea.
date a cryptid who is tall and looming over you. date a cryptid with spindly arms and legs. date a cryptid black as night. date a cryptid with amethyst purple eyes that look into your soul. date a cryptid who can teleport. date a cryptid holding a block. it's an enderman. date an enderman.
date a cryptid who plays minecraft and runs a mineblr bc fuck you cringe culture is dead
date a cryptid who just,,,,,really,,,,loves dogs okay
date a cryptid who writes you poetry in a language you’ll never understand
date a cryptid who is cousins to the firefly. one whose tummy glows when they’re too excited and gets really bashful about it.
date a cryptid who is only visible to the human eye between 7:03pm and 8:27pm on wednesdays and saturdays
date a cryptid who lives in the mountains. one who watches but never interferes. one who knows everything, but never shares. well, with anyone but you, that is.
date a cryptid who speaks only in tongues (if you know what i mean c;)
date a cryptid with blue hair. a cryptid with red nails and yellow lips. date a cryptid who is made exclusively of primary colors
date a cryptid who eats static for every meal
date a cryptid who drinks only strawberry milkshakes. this cryptid wont even TRY vanilla. nope.