Elder Poptarts

24/ the humid midwest hello. my name is shelby, she/her, is a pansexual piece of shit. ♡♡♡

[grawly]

what did tumblr look like back in the 90s

[grawly]

[6eanr]

this says tubr

[grawly]

it was the 90s 

[catboybruno-moved-deactivated20]

me opening the sims just to stare at them for 20 minutes and then close the game

[netbug009]

I tried to be funny when @elasticpoodle​ came to visit and the game decided to punish me for my sins. 

[avengcrwanda]

Probably how Ben and Rey expected the whole murder thing to go down with Hux and the rest of the First Order.

[itsabirbthing]

When’s second dinner?

[depsidase]

[legovasavouchi]

[gyoid-deactivated20200927]

merengue am i a joke to u

[wicanderhalovar]

[guooey]

[earstwo]

knock, knock, knockin’ on heaven’s door

[driverdaily]

Adam Driver in the bloopers for SNL’s Undercover Boss sketches

[thelootwagonteam]

[catchymemes]

[grimelords]

it’s weird that netflix used to be about mailing DVDs back and forth so you could watch movies. that seems like something people in the 1800s would do. “Jeremiah the mail-carrier died of smallpox so I’m afraid there’ll be no Wild Hogs 2 this winter.”

[mynerdylockscreens]

nick valentine quote lockscreens from fallout 4, by request ^^

like or reblog if you use these!

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

Shout out to Eric Andre

[phoneticmeow]

[retrogamingblog]

[retrogamingblog]

the real pumpkin king