Daughter of Trolls

Currently into tabletop gaming, but I've played more than my fair share of videogames. The Elder Scrolls series is my baby. Also D&D.

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My dad, the anti-Eremika

So, my conservative dad and I were watching the last few episodes of Attack on Titan when he started to notice something. I noticed how he had a weird expression on his face at the scene in the last episode where Mikasa is alone with the injured Eren. Me: What is it, Dad? Are you confused about something? Dad: *after the scene switched to Jean and Armin* Is Mikasa in love with Eren or something? Me: Uh, yeah. What show have you been watching? Dad: *he cringed. He actually cringed* Oh, I thought it was some sort of sisterly love. Now I see she’s kinda obsessed with the poor boy. Me: *getting excited because of the Ereri trash I am* Oh? Yeah, I don’t like it that much, either. Dad: It seems Eren doesn’t like it that much either. Me: *even more excited* Haha, yeah I agree. Dad: Isn’t he in love with that blond boy you say looks like a coconut? Me: Dad: ?? Me: Me: close enough

My dad is confirmed Eremin trash

[tinderstaff]

[daughter-of-terror]

I’ve always wondered what exactly Voldemort and the Death Eaters did to Florean Fortescue. Why was he so important that they felt the need to kidnap him? Were they perhaps so evil that they didn’t even want people to have ice cream anymore? Or did they just want all the ice cream for themselves?

[micdotcom]

Watch: Ahmed Mohamed speaks out about being arrested 

[thecommonchick]

[weloveshortvideos]

I’m just cookin pizza!

[sweet-bitsy]

# WHERE WOULD THIS HAVE GONE IF HE HADNT SMACKED HIM

[gallifreyburning]

When someone reblogs an ancient post from your blog, one that wasn’t even tagged  

[ghostlilacs]

Imagine if a Lush store flooded

[wardrobespierre]

Story time: I’ve been working at Lush for two years. In my first week the manager left me in the store alone while she went to get office stuff. A customer came in and I got chatting to her, and discovered that she had never used a bath bomb before. Now, sometimes we get a box of bath bombs in, and one or two might be a bit chipped, and of course we won’t sell them if they’re not perfect so we keep them in a special drawer and use them to show customers how bath bombs work. So I thought, BRILLIANT. IM GONNA SHOW THIS LADY A BATH BOMB AND ITS GONNA BLOW HER FREAKING MIND. Over enthusiastic newbie that I was, I ran over to this draw and yanked it out. This drawer was in a small table with a demo bowl full of water on the top and the drawer was super full - the table overbalanced and the bowl of water fell off the top and into this drawer full of fucking bath bombs.

YOU GUYS. IT WAS RAINBOW FOAM CHAOS. The manager came back and me and this customer were trying desperately to control this glittery insanity with paper towels and IT JUST. KEPT. FROTHING. And the manager just!!!! Stood there. And laughed!!!!!!!!!! IT TOOK FIFTEEN MINUTES AND ALL OUR COMBINED EFFORTS TO DEAL WITH THE RIDICULOUSNESS CAUSED BY A SINGLE OVERTURNED BOWL OF WATER.

Long story short lush bath bombs do not fuck around.

[larryisyourimagination-blog]

Taylor Swift and the effects of Haylor.

After Haylor, I saw a trend develop in the things people said about Taylor Swift- so this post shall rebut them.

“Taywhore dated 13 guys in the last 3 years”

Incorrect, she dated 6.

2008: Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas- confirmed.

2009- Taylor Swift and Lucas Till- denied.

2009: Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner- confirmed.

2010: Taylor Swift and John Mayer- confirmed.

2010: Taylor Swift and Cory Monteith(RIP)- denied.

2010: Taylor Swift and Toby Hemingway- denied.

2011: Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal- confirmed.

2011: Taylor Swift and Zac Efron- denied.

2011: Taylor Swift and Chord Overstreet- denied.

2012: Taylor Swift and Eddie Redmayne- denied.

2012: Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy- confirmed.

2012: Taylor Swift and Harry Styles- confirmed.

“she always sings about love.”

Firstly, there is nothing wrong with singing about love but here are songs that don’t have romance as the subject.

Tied Together With A Smile.

Ronan.

Mean.

Gracie.

Never Grow Up.

Change.

Long Live.

Innocent.

The Best Day.

A Place In This World.

The Outside.

Lucky You.

Christmas Must Be Something More.

I’m Only Me When I’m With You.

Fifteen.

The Lucky One.

Can I Go With You.

Breathe.

“She never blames herself”

undoubtedly, she does blame her exes but she blames herself too, here’s a list of song lyrics where she does just that.

This is me swallowing my pride standing in front of you saying I’m sorry for that night / If we loved again, I swear I’d love you right / you gave me all your love and all I gave you was goodbye / you gave me roses and I left them there to die.

Was I out of line, did I say something way too honest?

Maybe we got lost in translation, maybe I asked for too much.

Maybe it’s me and my blind optimism to blame / I should have known.

So shame on me now / the joke is on me.

Stupid girl / I should have known / maybe I was naïve / My mistake, I didn’t know to be in love you have to fight to have the upper hand.

I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry.

Lyrics where she doesn’t dish out the blame:

The story of us looks a lot like a tragedy now / why are we pretending this is nothing.

People are people and sometimes we change our mind / nothing we say is gonna save us from the fallout / never wanted this, never wanted to see you hurt.

“She teaches girls that the most important thing is having a boyfriend”

In your life, you’ll do things greater than dating the boy on the football team/ I realised some bigger dreams of mine.

“She’s an awful person”

Taylor Swift education center opens 12th October.

She’s donated $100,000 the red cross foundation.

She performed on BBC Children In Need.

She donated $500,000 during a flood relief telethon hosted by WSMV. She did a benefit concert in 2010 for tornado victims. It raised over $750,000.

see more of her work here http://www.looktothestars.org/celebrity/taylor-swift (this is old, you could find some more recent sites)

in the picture above she’s crying because a 4 year old boy died of cancer. She wrote a song about him.

Basically, don’t look for petty reasons to hate her.

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This is so important

[dreamimpossibledreamssss]

forever reblog

[saidgoodbyeinagetawaycar]

Favorite post on tumblr

[claraoswin]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The serpent tricking adam and eve into consuming fruit from the forbidden tree is quite literally the ‘oldest trick in the book’.

[matafari]

[dumpytits]

#i’ve reblogged this like twice#and i think some people are reblogging this as a joke#but bless this man and what he stands for

[femmedilemma]

how is this funny to anyone.

Those people obviously don’t realize the extremely high kill rate for cats at shelters, not to mention that people literally dump indoor cats outside when they don’t want them anymore, and indoor cats often die due to starvation/predators (duh they have no survival skills).  

Also - I might also be crying.

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Jackson Galaxy is awesome. His story is is that he used to be a drug addict, and that while he was in the beginning of his recovery he saved a stray cat and nursed it back to life, and in return the cat essentially did the same for him, and ever since then, he’s taught himself everything there is to know about cats and their behavior. Cats saved his life, so he’s saving cats lives. He’s awesome.

[coolpassing]

Jackson Galaxy is a real life angel.

[ambermayvlog-blog]

Hero

[hey-okk]

His name is Jackson Galaxy? That’s cool

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no good deed

[broadwaybean]

No but I love this drawing so much.

I think when most people think of No Good Deed, they think of super hot Elphaba hitting high notes and having perfect hair. But lemme tell you, this scene is D E VA STAT IN G

Elphie has literally given up all hope in society, and on top of that she feels completely alone. As far as she is concerned, everyone she knows is dead or finds her to be a major threat - even Glinda.

This image is heartbreaking because Elphie appears hunched over the spell book, thin as all hell, and her posture is sunken.

The entire thing screams pain and loss and now I’m crying a little because OUCH

[movie]

Lajja (2001)

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*racist homophobic misogynist comes out as bisexual* tumblr: OMG YES!!!!!!!! representation!!!!!

[daughteroftrolls-blog]

Arguably, it is representing some of the population. Just not the part that we’re particularly proud of.

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I want that bra