a heart made fullmetall

hello i am alex and all i do is complain and talk about fullmetal alchemist and homestuck im very sorry

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STOP RIGHT THERE 

[yaoihands]

is this real

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[the-unpopular-opinions]

I hate john green. He’s rude, close minded, and just an asshole in my opinion. here’s why:

He romanticizes cancer. A deadly fucking disease.

He shamed thin women / women with eating disorders and condemned those who’ve chosen to undergo cosmetic surgery “and then there’s the weird culturally constructed definition of hot which means that an individual is malnourished and has probably had plastic bags inserted into her breasts.”

Made fun of and appropriated the important cultural holiday Cinco de Mayo by creating “Hanko de Mayo”. 

Quote from his book An Abundance of Katherines: “she was incredibly hot, in that popular-girl-with-bleached-teeth-and-anorexia kind of way, which was Colin’s least favourite way of being hot”

Overrated for no reason.

 Every one of his pretentious piles of garbage is just compilations of obvious cliches, recycled versions of the same paper thin, overly relatable characters, laughable dialogue, and shitty situations that teenagers can relate to.

The movie’s tagline is :”one sick love story” which is a joke about cancer.

He’s extremely pretentious.

These are just few of the many reasons why i dislike john green. i could literally write a fucking essay on all the reasons because there are that many. Yet he never gets called out on his bullshit. 

[blackarachnias]

He also defended an Islamophobic woman, used the t slur (rape cw), and a whole bunch more

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[hyoriki]

[boonanasplits]

easy step by step process on how to sing the snk opening

you dont know the words so dont bother

you gotta be passionate at this part i mean its to protags name for godsake give it all you got

more japanese words wtf man

BRING IT HOME

thats it now you too can sing along to the opening

[giraffe-san]

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please think i’m funny 

[vasilykarpov]

“Renly and his peach. In my dreams I see the juice running from his mouth, the blood from his throat. If he had done his duty by his brother, we would have smashed Lord Tywin. A victory even Robert could be proud of.”

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[peartrees]

this legitimately frightens me

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I CANT FUCKING BREATHE

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[ultraplatinumedition]

this could be us but u playin

[yeah-yougotme]

[giraffepoliceforce]

Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:

Acquire several dozen limes.

Go up to them and then drop all the limes.

Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.

Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).

Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.

Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”

Marry them.