first there was DAVE then there was SHITPANTS

together they are DAVE SHITPANTS

[dave-shitpants]

IM GONNA EAT GAY PEOPLE AND ABSORB THEIR POWERS

[dave-shitpants]

Youtuber

Tumblrer

[toastabi]

i had SEX with ROBLOX

[toastabi]

Just had a baby i’m gonna name it polytoria

[dave-shitpants]

[dave-shitpants]

Imago sui adversa

Uno malo motu, memoriam mei ex vitis suis delebunt

Damnatio Memoriae

[toastabi]

I was BANNED from DIE OF DEATH for leaking the BOOTY NAKED update.

[dave-shitpants]

Heartbreaking

[dave-shitpants]

If I make something beautiful enough

Will I be beautiful too?

[dave-shitpants]

@8aids

[dave-shitpants]

CHAD H the PIRATE ☠️☠️☠️☠️

Inspired by that one gaster drawing on twitter

[toastabi]

i wish this comment wasn’t deleted because i can’t POSSIBLY imagine what could have come after those first words. What

[toastabi]

i know what comes after now but im not telling any of you

[dave-shitpants]

Ok dude

[dave-shitpants]

hi dave do you have intestine cancer click yes if you made pie in the past 5 days click no if your currently on a boat petting a baby chick

[dave-shitpants]

cutie larp larp

made with a terrible, barely held together mouse i found in a dumpster yesterday

also cranked the sensitivity to 100 so i had to move my hand very slowly

also also used paint for this so bonus style points

[dave-shitpants]

chad

or the pfp i have here

[dave-shitpants]

miku

isn't she pretty

Edit: I just found out that every miku is canon

[dave-shitpants]

Im so green today

[dave-shitpants]

Tryharding in ms paint with a mouse that barely works goes harddd

[dave-shitpants]

so YOUR the DAVE dementia was on about, hi bro

[dave-shitpants]

when ⏲️ the 👊 friend 🤠 is 👀 inside 😂

i love drawing with a mouse, makes my elbow hurt alot i recommend :100: