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[karkat-on-air]

CG: WHAT THE FUCK

CG: WHAT EVEN IS COMMUNISM?????

@kiitkait @dave-strider-on-air

[karkat-on-air]

CG: PUT.

CG: MY MOVIES.

CG: ***DOWN.***

(( in response to this / @dave-strider-on-air ))

[dave-strider-on-air]

TG: i’m actually really fond of my fingers. they’re needed ya know, for making comics, creating music...

TG: giving you those lil’ scratches you like behind the horns. 

TG: do you really wanna threaten my digits?

@karkat-on-air

[dave-strider-on-air]

how do you usually spend your weekends?

TG: i just mix some sick ass beats or work on my comic.

TG: i like to have *me* time i guess.

TG: just some stuff i do to relax.

[dave-strider-on-air]

do you ever think of life before the game?

TG: before the game? 

TG: whats the point in dwelling in the past ya know? gotta move forward. ain’t nothin’ worth thinking of. 

he tries to avoid mirrors as often as possible

[dave-strider-on-air]

does karkat ever do anything super weird ??

TG: sometimes i’ll find him sleeping under tables or desks 

TG: like some weird cat. 

TG: i mean it’s *kind of* weird when you’re trying to go to the bathroom at 2am to take a wicked piss and you turn on the bathroom light only to scream because you find this snoring troll curled up in the bathtub. 

TG: nearly pissed my pants. 

TG: but i mean it’s kinda cute too so whatever. 

[dave-strider-on-air]

Pssst, bother Karkat some more! His reactions are hilarious!! :D

TG: i can not believe you think i would go out of my way just to bother karkat….

TG: now excuse me, bro. i gotta go hide these uh. *not* romcom dvds before uh… someone, comes back. 

@karkat-on-air

[dave-strider-on-air]

On a scale of 1 to 10, how ironic are your sunglasses?

TG: these suckers are the most ironically cool thing in the entire universe, canon or otherwise. 

TG: i’d say if we were to scale these bad boys. it’d be a solid phat 11. 

[dave-strider-on-air]

ASK BOX OPEN ! 

side note.

i will be making a basic FAQ page within the next few days!

i’ll also be sprucing up the theme. 

[dave-strider-on-air]

HEY, IDIOT. WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU PUT MY PANTS???? ((karkat/karkat-on-air))

TG: they were just layin’ around 

TG: how could i not try them on

TG: they’re a little tight tho not gonna lie

@karkat-on-air

[dave-strider-on-air]

TG: you know cause being mainstream can be cool

TG: also i’m here to bother karkat