WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

THIS IS STUPID. || Ask/Rp blog for Karkat Vantas! MOD blog: @softmushie

[karkat-on-air]

[karkat-on-air]

CG: WHAT THE FUCK

CG: WHAT EVEN IS COMMUNISM?????

@kiitkait @dave-strider-on-air

[karkat-on-air]

Question for the mod. Where/when does this all take place? They all don’t seem dead like after all the shenanigans that happened and it looks like they went to an Earth grocery store.

https://karkat-on-air.tumblr.com/post/185494054952/the-real-question-is-where-even-are-yall-right

[nepeta-on-air]

So be honest with me nepeta, your top 5 ships go.

Nepeta believes that these ships that she has compiled are the best that there is and have the highest possibility of being canon. Her word is law and she’s quite sure she’s got this all figured out.

[karkat-on-air]

((what a fucking intellectual))

[karkat-on-air]

Who's more annoying to you? Dave or Egbert?

CG: BECAUSE I FAIL TO COMPREHEND THAT THERE IS ACTUALLY SOMEONE MORE ANNOYING THAN EITHER OF THEM.

CG: I MEAN, NOT COUNTING ERIDAN, BECAUSE HE’S NOT IN THE QUESTION, BUT THEY’RE BOTH EQUALLY ENDEARING AS THEY ARE ANNOYING.

[karkat-on-air]

CG: PUT.

CG: MY MOVIES.

CG: ***DOWN.***

(( in response to this / @dave-strider-on-air ))

[dave-strider-on-air]

Pssst, bother Karkat some more! His reactions are hilarious!! :D

TG: i can not believe you think i would go out of my way just to bother karkat….

TG: now excuse me, bro. i gotta go hide these uh. *not* romcom dvds before uh… someone, comes back. 

@karkat-on-air

[karkat-on-air]

((oh my god he's going to die))

[karkat-on-air]

H3Y K4RK4T >:] HOW 4R3 YOU TH1S F1N3 3V3N1NG? ((terezi-on-air))

CG: I DON’T FUCKING KNOW. WHY DO YOU CARE?

[karkat-on-air]

What does a typical grocery shopping adventure look like for you?

CG: SO THERE’S THAT.

(( @jade-on-air @dave-on-air @terezi-on-air @j-ohn-air @nepeta-on-air @vriska-on-air ))

[karkat-on-air]

Thoughts on freckles?

[karkat-on-air]

the real question is where even are yall right now? are yall on the meteor?? i am confusion

((basically, it’s a random ass pureverse(?) where everyone is alive and on earth c, i believe))

[karkat-on-air]

Do you accept hugs?

[karkat-on-air]

you look tired, when was the last time you slept??

[dave-on-air]

HEY, STRIDER. DID YOU STEAL MY LAST PAIR OF UNDERWEAR AGAIN? ((karkat/karkat-on-air))

TG: first of all this so called underwear is serving me as a wonderful hatthis changes its function from underwear to a hattherefori did not steal your underweari stole your hat

[karkat-on-air]

CG: STRIDER.

CG: IF YOU DON'T TAKE MY UNDERWEAR OFF YOUR HEAD THIS INSTANT.

CG: I WILL BITE YOUR WEIRD HUMAN BULGE OFF THE NEXT TIME I SEE IT.

[karkat-on-air]

*ac makes an arrival into your inbox and gives you a customary mlem in greeting!* :33 < hiya karkat!!!! how are you doing??? (( marsh // nepeta-on-air ))

CG: I’M SURPRISED YOU’RE HERE, NEPETA. I THOUGHT EQUIUS WOULD’VE LOST ALL HIS HOOFBEAST SHIT ABOUT YOU JOINING.

@nepeta-on-air

[nepeta-on-air]

Finding a loophole in Equius’s set of rules for her was no easy feat, but that just made it all the more gratifying when she finally found a loose string and pulled.

[karkat-on-air]

CG: ACTUALLY, I'M SURPRISED THAT I'M SURPRISED. THAT LOGIC IS SO OVERWHELMINGLY STUPID AND PATHETIC THAT IT ACTUALLY REVERTS BACK TO SMART AND CUTE FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE.

CG: WHAT DOES HE THINK OF ALL THIS?

[karkat-on-air]

So, what the fuck is this?

CG: IT'LL BE FUN, SHE SAID.

CG: YOU'LL ENJOY IT, SHE SAID.

CG: I DON'T SEE HOW THIS SUBTLE BREACH OF PRIVACY CAN BE FUN AND ENJOYABLE, BUT FUCKING GO OFF.

[karkat-on-air]

is anime real

CG: UH, I DON'T FUCKING KNOW?

CG: ASK DAVE OR DIRK, THEY MIGHT KNOW.