APPLE JUICE HEAVEN

My name is Dave Strider and I like to throw down sick beats and drink my favourite beverage of apple juice. Ask me any questions you want and I'll get back at you.

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jade and me bein ironic as a fuckin piss and apple juice

this is also jade's room, my room is manly as helelellllllll

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KAWAII DESU DESU SEND ME ANONS

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do you smoke? cool kids in the movies usually do

TG: of course i smoke.

TG: but what do i smoke, you may ask?

TG: bitches on the mario kart track and only the finest metaphors of course

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Dave, are you a ladies man?

TG: more than a mans man if you get my gay ass drift

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tHROW DOWN SOME SICK BEATS

TG: of fucking course i will (oh and hey tavros what up)

TG: ehem clear my fucking windpipe of glory 

TG: my name is dave fuck yeah and i do good in school

TG: wait thats a fucking lie babe im too fuckin cool

TG: school is for weenies like my babe john

TG: one day i'll birth a baby it'll be his fucking spawn

TG: wait shit thats no good then it'll be a dork

TG: it'll probably be fucking scared of fucking forks

TG: wicky wicky fresh strider out

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can i please kiss you and date you

TG: um..anon, i hate to break this sad shit down to you but

TG: and please dont cry cause damn lady you lookin fine and i dont want you to mess up your shades but

TG: im with john bby

TG: but you deserve kisses any day pretty mama

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MEET UP AT MY HOUSE TO MAKE 10,000 COOKIES IS THIS WEEKEND OK

TG: ppppssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssttttt anon

TG: why this weekend when it can be now

TG: get on that horse and get to texas asap because im not getting off my beautiful lazy ass for shit

TG: my house now or your house never <3

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you're my favourite thing ever Dave. Okay so do you go to school or is the game like your full time thing?

TG: you're my glorious anon i fucking love you

TG: and well i used to go to that shit stain of a building before the game but now the game is my as you said full time thing

TG: this game is like a fucking baby and i need to tend to it 

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sING WITH ME~ IM SO FANCYYYYY YOU ALREADY KNOoOOOw

TG: im in the fast lane

TG:  from la to tokyo 

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*jONTRON FACE* SRSLY?

TG: *me on regular basic* srsly biach

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IS THAT A POOP RAT DAVE

TG: j..jontron?

TG: my love

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how would you react if john died??

TG: my achy breaky heart 

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YAAAAAAAAAAAS DAVE WERK IT BBY YYYYAAAAAASSSSSS YOU GOT A BOOTY WITH YO ELASTIC JUST YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS SLAY MAMMMUHHHH JUST FORGET WHO YOU ARE AND RELAX WITH YO BODY ROLLS THEY CAN BE YOUR SPIRIT ANIMALLLL YASSS

TG: dear god please fucking help this anon

TG: may they have good days and restful nights and a better mind 

TG: and also jesus okay so the last post with me in those pants

TG: please forgive 

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Are you wearing pants?? We never see your legs!

TG: sorry its just im so insecure due to hairy legs but then again fuck that feminism 

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TIGHT PANTS BODY ROLLS WATCH OUT FO MAH BODY ROLLS WORK THAT ELASTIC DAVE

TG: my time has come

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do you love me david elizabeth

TG: sorry i cant hear you over how much i love myself

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Dave do you have any flower crowns so you can be super kawaii?

TG: i stole it from bro

TG: am i kawaii enough now, anon?