you want a phucking B E E S E C H U R G E R ?

asks are open! // magic anon: none // run by mun chase

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[ask-nogame-dave]

//mun here! This is my first ask blog in a hot second, so I'd appreciate a promo! I'm also gonna put a basic run down of the au here! There are mentions of past abuse, so be warned!

//This is a humanstuck au! The game never happened, and never WILL happen! All the trolls are humans, and the alpha kids are seperate people from their guardians!

//Dave is 19 (he never fuckin learned how to read) and lives in his own apartment! He's been living there since he was 17. He doesnt have any contact with his bro, aka his dad (his name is Derrick in this au!) Because he was abusibe to Dave!

//Dave works as a photographer, and does some rapping on soundcloud on the side!

//that's about it for info from him! If you wanna learn anything else, you'll have to ask him!

@daveworksatmcdonalds @ask-casey-egbert @bulletproofxfuture

[donny2savage]

[horriblytasty]

Long live the king

[daveworksatmcdonalds]

*tries to pay for a happy meal with a smuppet*

[daveworksatmcdonalds]

Id like to order everything on the menu with extra mayo and fries

[daveworksatmcdonalds]

fuck it im bringing this blog back

feel free to send in asks while im resetting everything

[ycur-angel-cf-musiic]

Self Promotion

OOC - So, I’ve decided to try my hand at writing and roleplaying the Phantom and I would very much appreciate it if you guys would help me out and follow!

Some trigger warnings for this blog will include: Mentions of death, a little bit of swearing, murder, mentions of kidnapping, and body horror.

If you’re interested, feel free to reblog so others can see this.

[daveworksatmcdonalds]

*brings Jimmy johns and taco bell* eat

He takes the food and thanks you with a nod. He then hides in a secret compartment under one of the counters and devours the food.

[daveworksatmcdonalds]

Do you actually eat at McDonalds or would you rather go to a different place?

i would rather have something else but eating from the mcdonalds garbage cans is my only option

[tiktoks-we-like]

[vhsmeme]

* nonverbal starters

feel free to combine prompts.

🍁 play with my muse’s hair

😋 tickle my muse

😴 place a blanket over my muse

💌 pillow my muse’s head in your lap

🐷 give my muse a piggy back ride

💪 pick up / carry my muse 

🚽 rub my muse’s back when they get sick

🥄 give my muse their medicine

🥫 make soup for my muse  

👀 hold hands with my muse

🍿 flick a piece of popcorn at my muse

🐔 wake my muse with a forehead kiss

 🍕 wake my muse with a shoulder shake

💛 hug my muse 

👅 make a silly face at my muse   

🌺 put a flower in my muse’s hair

[ask-yandere-dave-striderinactive]

Promo? I guess?

I’m very, very sorry…

@ask-max-uwu @ask-coolkid-dave-strider @ask-namco-high-davesprite @askgamestuckhal @asktheinkstriders @ask-underlust-john @ask-horrortale-john

[i-am-a-fish]

me: can I get a uhhhhhh trans character in a kids cartoon please

mcdonald’s employee: sir this is a mcdonald’s, but I wholeheartedly agree

[daveworksatmcdonalds]

M!A: Fuck them nuggers! They're banned!

FUCK YOU

[daveworksatmcdonalds]

M!A May your suffering be no more! You have your entire supply of nuggets back, along with an infinite supply in case any dick wants to steal it all again!!!

YOU ARE A SAINT

[daveworksatmcdonalds]

may i order a 65 piece chicken nugget meal?

w

we

(sobs)

we dont have any nuggets

[ask-the-fluffs]

HIII we’re so happy to BE here!!

@ask-coolkid-dave-strider @steampunk-john-egbert @sfw-pocket-trolls @proudly-candy @ask-the-chatter-69x @ask-the-odd-trolls @jakeenglishworksatdicks @jadeharleyworksatpetco @bork-of-doom @sexy-vampire-mom @english-hunter @gay-fish-aquarium @ask-deaf-kitty-mun @regretful-cherry @davestriderworksatmcdonalds @dirkstriderworksatikea @roxyworksatpartycity @ask-max-uwu @battytroll @ask-the-bloodswap-folks

[daveworksatmcdonalds]

(( promo!!!