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“free Palestine” and “don’t use what’s happening to Palestinians as an excuse to spread antisemitism” can and should co-exist
Low Mood Sentence Starters
✿ ❝Is... everything alright?❞
✿ ❝Here, come eat something. It won't make it better, but it'll help.❞
✿ ❝It's okay. We don't have to talk if you don't want to.❞
✿ ❝Hey, hey, it's okay. It's alright!❞
✿ ❝Do you need a hug?❞
✿ ❝Woah, are you... crying?❞
✿ ❝You know you can talk to me about anything.❞
✿ ❝I'm not used to seeing you so quiet.❞
✿ ❝I'm here.❞
✿ ❝I'm not really good at this, but... can I do anything?❞
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✿ ❝I'm fine!❞
✿ ❝Please, not now.❞
✿ ❝I'll be better in a bit.❞
✿ ❝Please don't look at me.❞
✿ ❝I just... need a minute. Please.❞
✿ ❝Sorry. It just... builds up, you know?❞
✿ ❝I need a hug, I think.❞
✿ ❝Go away.❞
✿ ❝Can you stay? Just... just for a little while.❞
✿ ❝I don't really want to talk about it just yet.❞
𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.
i had a super SUPER productive morning and i was treating myself to the fancy shampoo (u know the shampoo u got as a gift that’s kinda expensive and v v Nice so u only use it when ur going out or have a social event going on?) and i came back to find a bunch of my mutuals reblogging the same post about hair, and i’ll be damned if i didn’t see that combination of events as some sort of sign! so here u go my dudes! another addition to the group! feel free to add “+ REVERSE” to switch the roles of this meme!
as always, DO NOT ADD TO THIS LIST! i’ll add to it as time passes! and i really hope you all enjoy this one bc i had a lot of fun making it!
[ WASH ]: sender begins to wash the receiver’s hair.
[ TUG ]: sender grabs the receiver’s hair and pulls at it. ( SPECIFY A REASON! CONTEXT IS KEY! )
[ BRAID ]: sender, sitting behind the receiver’s back, begins to braid their hair.
[ SNIP ]: having discussed the matter, the sender gives the receiver a haircut.
[ BACK ]: sender, noticing a strand of hair fall from the receiver’s hairdo, carefully tucks the strand back behind the receiver’s ear.
[ BURY ]: sender buries their hand deep in the receiver’s hair.
[ BRUSH ]: with a hairbrush, comb, or their hand, the sender begins to gently brush the receiver’s hair.
[ GLIDE ]: sender runs their fingers through the length of the receiver’s hair.
[ BLOOM ]: sender weaves a number of flowers through the receiver’s hair.
[ STYLE ]: sender begins to arrange the receiver’s hair into an elaborate hairstyle to an unspecified degree of success (or failure).
[ CROWN ]: having created a flower crown, the sender carefully places it atop the receiver’s head.
[ INHALE ]: while embracing or in close proximity to the receiver, the sender inhales slowly, smelling their hair in the process.
[ TICKLE ]: the sender uses the ends of the receiver’s hair to playfully tickle them.
[ PLAY ]: the sender begins to play with the receiver’s hair while the receiver lies in their lap.
[ LAY ]: the sender lays down in the receiver’s lap to let them play with the sender’s hair.
[ TOUCH ]: just for the sake of the contact, the sender reaches out and gently touches the strands of the receiver’s hair.
[ MASSAGE ]: with their hands buried in the receiver’s hair, the sender begins to gently massage their scalp.
[ ROYAL ]: as part of a coronation ceremony, the sender places a crown atop the receiver’s hair, maintaining eye contact as they do so.
[ KISS ]: the sender places a tender kiss on the receiver’s hair.
[ AWAY ]: the sender, using their fingertips, tenderly sweeps a few strands of hair out of the receiver’s face so as to see them more clearly.
[ TOWEL ]: the sender uses a towel to carefully dry the receiver’s hair.
[ DRY ]: the sender uses a hairdryer to dry the receiver’s hair.
[ SOFTEN ]: the sender rubs oils/conditioner into their hands, and begins to slowly massage it into the receiver’s hair.
Send "You came." for me to write drabble where where my muse finds themselves in a moment where they feel lost, scared etc, all while eventually noticing that your muse came for them.
Send "You called." for me to write a drabble where my muse rushes to your muse in a desperate moment where they need them.
* 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐓 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐄 : 𝟏𝟗𝟗𝟒.
feel free to change pronouns / wording !
“ i love this one. ”
“ it’s trash, lowbrow horror. ”
“ since when do you work late? ”
“ i do need a ride tonight. ”
“ i didn’t say anything, weirdo. ”
“ you building a shrine or something? ”
“ some guy went crazy and killed a bunch of people at the mall last night. ”
“ up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start. ”
“ it’s the witch! ”
“ she reaches from beyond the grave, to make good men her wicked slaves! ”
“ you guys are dicks. ”
“ how is that not fun? ”
“ maybe you got a little witch in you. ”
“ you’re dealing again? ”
“ off to claim my place among the stars. ”
“ really looks like they give a damn. ”
“ i didn’t think you were coming. ”
“ there’s no peace found in the past. ”
“ stop acting like i’m the bad guy! ”
“ i didn’t have a choice. ”
“ if you’re really lucky, you’re the one carrying the knife. ”
“ shit is doomed! ”
“ this is definitely a good idea, right? ”
“ shit, are you alive? ”
“ we should not be down here. ”
“ sometimes accidents just happen. ”
“ if you do think of anything, give me a call. ”
“ you won’t stop until you’ve ruined her life completely, will you? ”
“ remind me what’s in it for me again? ”
“ that’s disgusting, you’re disgusting. ”
“ i’m so happy to have the company. ”
“ he had a knife! ”
“ you want anything from the machine? ”
“ stop covering for him! ”
“ you’re out of control! ”
“ somebody planted that. ”
“ you told me to come to you. ”
“ know thy enemy, right? ”
“ would you say he was more dawn of the dead, or night of the living dead? ”
“ i have no idea what came over me. ”
“ you stole a cop’s gun? ”
“ they didn’t believe us. ”
“ i hate to break it to you but normal bitches don’t bleed black fucking blood! ”
“ i always liked this sweater. ”
“ there are people trying to kill us. ”
“ it’s something babysitters make up to scare kids. ”
“ i can’t believe you’re wearing that. ”
“ this is bad, this is really bad! ”
“ your nose… ”
“ i think there’s someone in the woods! ”
“ maybe because it’s not like the movies, okay?! ”
“ what do they do in jaws? ”
“ i’m pretty sure they didn’t go skinny-dipping with the goddamn bait. ”
“ can you help me? ”
“ this is all my fault. ”
“ you make me feel… like me. ”
“ you’re a monster. ”
“ i’m being reasonable. ”
“ you’re not doing this alone. ”
“ the witch wants you dead, so… we kill you. ”
“ fuck it, i’m dying tonight one way or another. ”
“ you’re gonna feel like you’re being fucked by a unicorn. ”
“ we would not be this far if it weren’t for you. ”
“ i couldn’t really see anything. ”
“ i fell on some glass. ”
“ you look like a ghost. ”
“ it’s not over, it’s never over. ”
“ you’re not safe. ”
1OO IMPORTANT CHARACTER QUESTIONS
taken from beth kinderman and nikki walker’s the 100 most important things to know about your character. a good list to help develop a character’s background, personality, and general aspects.
PART 1: THE BASICS
What is your full name?
Where and when were you born?
Who are/were your parents? (Know their names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
Where do you live now, and with whom? Describe the place and the person/people.
What is your occupation?
Write a full physical description of yourself. You might want to consider factors such as: height, weight, race, hair and eye color, style of dress, and any tattoos, scars, or distinguishing marks.
To which social class do you belong?
Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
Are you right- or left-handed?
What does your voice sound like?
What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently?
What do you have in your pockets?
Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?
PART 2: GROWING UP
How would you describe your childhood in general?
What is your earliest memory?
How much schooling have you had?
Did you enjoy school?
Where did you learn most of your skills and other abilities?
While growing up, did you have any role models? If so, describe them.
While growing up, how did you get along with the other members of your family?
As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
As a child, what were your favorite activities?
As a child, what kinds of personality traits did you display?
As a child, were you popular? Who were your friends, and what were they like?
When and with whom was your first kiss?
Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
If you are a supernatural being (i.e. mage, werewolf, vampire), tell the story of how you became what you are or first learned of your own abilities. If you are just a normal human, describe any influences in your past that led you to do the things you do today.
PART 3: PAST INFLUENCES
What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
Who has had the most influence on you?
What do you consider your greatest achievement?
What is your greatest regret?
What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
Do you have a criminal record of any kind?
When was the time you were the most frightened?
What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you?
If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why?
What is your best memory?
What is your worst memory?
PART 4: BELIEFS & OPINIONS
Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
What is your greatest fear?
What are your religious views?
What are your political views?
What are your views on sex?
Are you able to kill? Under what circumstances do you find killing to be acceptable or unacceptable?
In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
What do you believe makes a successful life?
How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self from others, and in what way)?
Do you have any biases or prejudices?
Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? Why do you refuse to do it?
Who or what, if anything, would you die for (or otherwise go to extremes for)?
PART 5: RELATIONSHIPS W/OTHERS
In general, how do you treat others (politely, rudely, by keeping them at a distance, etc.)? Does your treatment of them change depending on how well you know them, and if so, how?
Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
Who is the person you respect the most, and why?
Who are your friends? Do you have a best friend? Describe these people.
Do you have a spouse or significant other? If so, describe this person.
Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
What do you look for in a potential lover?
How close are you to your family?
Have you started your own family? If so, describe them. If not, do you want to? Why or why not?
Who would you turn to if you were in desperate need of help?
Do you trust anyone to protect you? Who, and why?
If you died or went missing, who would miss you?
Who is the person you despise the most, and why?
Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
Do you like interacting with large groups of people? Why or why not?
Do you care what others think of you?
PART 6: LIKES & DISLIKES
What is/are your favorite hobbies and pastimes?
What is your most treasured possession?
What is your favorite color?
What is your favorite food?
What, if anything, do you like to read?
What is your idea of good entertainment (consider music, movies, art, etc.)?
Do you smoke, drink, or use drugs? If so, why? Do you want to quit?
How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
What makes you laugh?
What, if anything, shocks or offends you?
What would you do if you had insomnia and had to find something to do to amuse yourself?
How do you deal with stress?
Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
What are your pet peeves?
PART 7: SELF IMAGES & OTHER
Describe the routine of a normal day for you. How do you feel when this routine is disrupted?
What is your greatest strength as a person?
What is your greatest weakness?
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
Are you generally organized or messy?
Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at, and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at.
Do you like yourself?
What are your reasons for being an adventurer (or doing the strange and heroic things that RPG characters do)? Are your real reasons for doing this different than the ones you tell people in public? (If so, detail both sets of reasons…)
What goal do you most want to accomplish in your lifetime?
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
If you could choose, how would you want to die?
If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left.
What is the one thing for which you would most like to be remembered after your death?
What three words best describe your personality?
What three words would others probably use to describe you?
If you could, what advice would you, the player, give to your character? (You might even want to speak as if he or she were sitting right here in front of you, and use proper tone so he or she might heed your advice…)
Send “Meanwhile” for the mun to talk about a current thread their muse is in.
Send “A Long Time Ago” for the mun to talk about a thread they did before that’s over.
Send “Pitch It” for the mun to offer a possible plot for both of our muses (if a multimuse please specify).
Sentence Meme (Fight Club Quotes)
“On a long enough time line, the survival rate of everyone drops to zero.”
“The things you own end up owning you.”
“This is your life, and it’s ending one minute at a time.”
“You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick.”
“You’re not your job. You’re not how much money you have in the bank. You’re not the car you drive. You’re not the contents of your wallet. You’re not your fucking khakis.”
“You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.”
“I’m not disclosed to bespeak any such information to you, nor would I, even if I had said information you want, at this juncture be able.”
“You know, you are such a nutcase, I can’t even begin to keep up!”
“My eyes are open.”
“Whatever else happens, I’ve got that sofa problem handled.”
“I wasn’t really dying. I wasn’t host to cancer or parasites. I was the warm little center that the life of this world crowded around.”
“I am enlightened.”
“Hey, even the Mona Lisa’s falling apart.”
“No one will have sex with me.”
“I’ve got a stomachful of Xanax. I took what was left of a bottle. It might have been too much.”
“Candy-stripe a cancer ward. It’s not my problem.”
“I am free in all the way you are not.”
“Fuck you! I am sick of all your shit!”
“What do you want me to do? You want me to hit you?”
“How much can you know yourself if you’ve never been in a fight?”
“I don’t wanna die without any scars.”
“I want you to hit me as hard as you can.”
“How embarrassing… a house full of condiments and no food.”
“What kind of dining set defines me as a person?”
“Something on your mind, dear?”
“Man, you’ve got some fucked up friends, I’m tellin’ ya.”
“If I didn’t say anything, people always assumed the worst.”
“Deja vu - all over again.”
“Stop trying to control everything and just let go!”
“Fuck damnation, man! Fuck redemption! We’re God’s unwanted children, so be it!”
“You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you, never wanted you, and in all probability, he hates you. It’s not the worst thing that can happen.”
“This isn’t a real suicide thing. This is probably one of those cry-for-help things.”
“Is that your blood?”
“Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?”
“You don’t know where I’ve been!”
“Fuck what you know. You need to forget about what you know, that’s your problem. Forget about what you think you know about life, about friendship, and especially about you and me.”
“I wouldn’t feel anything good about my life, is that what you want to hear me say?”
“If you died right now, how would you feel about your life?”
“You’re insane.”
“Self improvement is masturbation. Now, self destruction…”
“You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.”
“You’re not getting this back. I consider it asshole tax.”
“Yeah, you’re sorry, I’m sorry, everybody’s sorry.”
“You have very serious emotional problems. Deep seated problems for which you should seek professional help.”
“I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom.”
“I know it seems like I have more than one side sometimes…”
“More than one side? You’re Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass!”
“I’ll bring us through this. As always. I’ll carry you - kicking and screaming - and in the end you’ll thank me.”
“Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.”
“Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing.”
“With insomnia, nothing’s real. Everything’s far away. Everything’s a copy of a copy of a copy.”
“I ran. I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. Then I ran some more.”
“You wanna make an omelet, you gotta break some eggs.”
“Every evening I died, and every evening I was born again, resurrected.”
“I know everything you do, so if you know, I know.”
“You’re the worst thing that’s ever happened to me.”
“If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?”
“It’s cheaper than a movie, and there’s free coffee.”
“Where’d you go, psycho boy?”
“I felt like destroying something beautiful.”
“It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you’re sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.”
“When people think you’re dying, they really, really listen to you, instead of just waiting for their turn to speak.”
“First, you have to give up. First, you have to know, not fear, that someday you’re gonna die.”
“You met me at a very strange time in my life.”
“I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn’t screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I’d never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.”
“And then, something happened. I let go. Lost in oblivion. Dark and silent and complete.”
“Why do people think that I’m you?!”
“When you have insomnia, you’re never really asleep… and you’re never really awake.”
“You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You’re the same decaying organic matter as everything else.”
film ask meme : NIGHTMARE ALLEY (2021) directed by GUILLERMO DEL TORO. pt. 2/2.
a selection of lines from the 2021 film nightmare alley. modified slightly for rp purposes.
do not trust anyone involved.
i want to tell you about absolute loneliness.
can you be more specific?
i believe you know of whom i am speaking now. do you not?
i’m sorry, i guess i was tired.
concentrate. do any other details come to you?
there are no tricks involved. no deception whatsoever.
you claim to carry it to defend yourself, but i think you do it because you like it. i think you do it because it makes you feel powerful. well, you are not powerful. not powerful enough.
sometimes you have dark thoughts about yourself. don’t you?
you saw how desperate he was. what did you want me to say to him?
i was thinking you and i could make a dent in this town.
see? you got a smoother line, but you run a racket. same as me.
think out things most people want, and hit them right where they live: health. wealth. love.
find out what they’re afraid of and sell it back to them.
you talked about my mother. why?
you’re not as hard to read as you think.
is that why you are here? to look at me?
so, you think you have something big enough, or interesting enough, for me?
i’ll give you something. in exchange for the truth.
i’m a hustler. and i know that. i’m on the make but i know it. get it?
never. that word again. we’re going to work on that.
he’s working on a disappearing act right now.
it’s the same grift, just different threads.
not interested. i got what i wanted.
they’ll be talking about it the rest of his life. and i think every time they tell it it’ll get better and better, bigger and bigger.
i know you well. i know you’re no good, and i know that because neither am i.
you need a break. whatever you want to do, we’ll do.
i don’t think you have a problem. i think he’s very desperate.
the thing you need to know is, if you displease the right people, the world closes in on you, very, very fast.
i am alone. lost. i feel lost.
i want to see her. i have to see her again, whatever it takes.
if you were smart, that should scare you.
she says you lied to her. you gave a false name and left her body behind.
i have loved you the best i can, as much as i can, and i know now that it will never be enough.
whatever is missing in you, it sure is not me.
i’m scared, too. i’ve been scared everyday of my life. sometimes i’m so scared i can’t even breathe.
i place no blame on you. i want you to know that.
you asked me to purge my soul of sin?
i’ve done things i’ve never told anyone about.
you dirty motherfucker! i’m going to destroy you!
what did you do!? why did you do this!?
you’re a small, small man. you don’t fool people. they fool themselves.
i always hated you.
it’s not much, but it’s a job, right? of course, it’s only temporary.
so what do you say? think you can handle it?
i was born for it.
Build a dream world for my muse. Try your best to make them want to stay forever.
Send “Word of advice...” and tell my muse some advice!
Advice about their relationships, about a particular person, about their habits or actions thus far- good or bad, anything goes!
most popular girls in school taken from the tv show.
i said where, not when, you idiot.
what, did you suddenly adopt the vocabulary of bob the builder?
i’m sorry, doc, but i don’t live in a goddamn mentos commercial.
do you guys ever talk about anything other than, like, revenge?
we should probably go eat an entire meal and reorganize.
i’m coping. i’m celebrating. i’m copebrating. i’m celebroting.
oh my g.
we’re kind of in the middle of something right now, so if you could, you know, not.
god, i want to fucking murder you.
oh, you are a calm breeze in my fuckstorm of a life that i’m living.
are you gonna try to nickname yourself again?
note to self: corn dogs and mountain dew do not mix.
you look like a tampon that was dipped in skittles and vomit.
psst. psst. psst.
i want to poop here. whenever i want for as long as i want.
welcome to the new reality.
stop trying to force your full house references on us.
byeeeee.
but the “me” i want to be likes to curse.
i don’t really think that this is the kind of thing that anybody should be laughing at.
you were supposed to be watching the door.
someone threw a rock at me today.
why do you say “how do you say” before words you clearly know how to say?
om, nom, nom, nom. i’m hungry for lunch.
TMI but thanks.
whoa, i think i’m going to pass out.
well, well, well, sounds like there’s discord on cheer mountain.
i’m recording it on the DVR so that i can fast forward through commercials.
i didn’t believe that for a goddamn second.
you have the worst timing ever. we’re kind of dealing with a situation here.
jesus christ, is that a fucking gremlin?
i’m not saying anything. i’m just saying.
the answer to a question i never asked.
now where the hell is my nonfat skinny caramel hazelnut jamocha cappuccino?
the ghost of christmas past wouldn’t sell me anything.
it means whatever the fuck you want it to mean.
by a nap, do you mean ambien and a box of wine?
you cursed me out in the bathroom earlier today.
i think i know how to mix ex-lax into a fucking drink, okay?
well, i don’t want to be rude, but that story was very long and much more involved than i originally thought it would be, and i’ve had to poop through most of it.
just give me one second. annnd it’s on twitter.
i’m sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?
no, write-in, like with a pen.
don’t erase my DVR.
so much technical jargon, jesus louisus!
that’s a nightmare. a nightmare i call my life.
and it can’t be me because i’m halfway through shark week.
what the fuck is wrong with you?! throwing hacky-sacks all around willy-nilly like this was the goddamned x-games.
don’t worry. i’ve got this.
oh, jesus christ, you’re a fucking trainwreck.
my ears will never be clean.
i’m trying to keep my stress levels down. i’ll explain later, but just know that i agree with pretty much everything you said.
i guess the only part of your plan that didn’t work was the whole goddamn thing!
don’t ever fucking cut me off again, do you understand me?
but if you put too much, then it won’t mix with the liquid and it’ll just sit on top like semen on root beer.
and that’s why i always say, “trust a decepticon and you’ll get burned”.
you think you can maintain consciousness for the next five minutes?
“not the best idea”? it’s a fucking ridiculous piece of shit of an idea!
i know you got your own issues, but we’ve literally spent the last three weeks talking exclusively about that.
hit the bricks, bitch.
we’ll make you an admin on our facebook page, include you on the google docs and start cc’ing you on all emails.
oh my god, i feel like it’s staring right at me. it’s like the eye of sauron.
never mind. posted, tagged, your life is ruined.
i wanted to play angry birds, not read wuthering fucking heights.
oh my, somebody’s gonna be walking very funny tomorrow morning.
is chiffon a material or a person? or both?
i’m in the matrix.
oh, well that sounds like a perfectly rational decision.
son of a – son of a gun, son of a freaking gun.
i’m glad this is gonna be a fair fight. like rocky and apollo creed.
i think you meant to say fudging poop-show.
do you think anyone will notice i’m bald?
you’re right. because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. you, however, i would maim.
how about i come back there and kick your ass?
if i didn’t have splash mountain coming out of my ass, i swear i’d rip your fucking head off.
you look up “bitch” in the dictionary and you’re gonna see my fucking face!
i just threw up in my mouth. please stop talking to me, and walk away.
you want me to say no, right?
because i’ve seen every single robocop, and i know how to take you out.
the only true happiness comes in death.
but in exchange for that, you have to watch a whole episode of glee with me.
it was barely a joke. it was just an insult with no laugh line.
i’m here to tell you two things. you’re famous and you’re welcome.
wait, why did you just answer a question that you just asked?
i ate the last bag of gushers while you were taking your afternoon bath, you dirt ball.
ew, it has a bloodstain on it.
that just made me think of something to put on my vision board! i’ll be right back.
this is pizza street, not a toddler’s kitchen.
i’m sorry, but someone like you wouldn’t really understand what i’m going through right now.
what the fuck is the wi-fi password?
i had to leave. i had to reinvent myself.
you have my full and complete attention.
wait, so is hipster a technical term for people who get dressed in the dark?
less talk, talk. more make, make.
what the fuck do i have to be stressed about?
Paranorman sentence starters
73 starters feel free to change gender pronouns
“What’s happening now?”
“Well, the zombie is eating her head, _____.”
“That’s not very nice. What’s he doing that for?”
“I’m sure if they just bothered to sit down and talk it through, it’d be a different story.”
“He’s, like, R-I-double-P-E-D. Like, a seven-pack, at least.”
“How many times do we have to go through this, _____?”
“God, I’m not making this up, I swear!”
“Does anyone smell burning?”
“You stink of illiteracy!”
“I keep telling you, _____. I like to be alone.”
“You shouldn’t let them get you down.”
“If you were bigger and more stupid, you’d probably be a bully too.”
“I was told not to talk to you. Sorry.”
“I can see ghosts too. And I know that’s not all you’ve been seeing lately, is it?”
“And I’ll bet no one told you about the witch’s curse, did they?”
“The witch’s curse is real! And you’re the one who has to stop it.”
“You’ve got to use your gift of talking to the dead.”
“Don’t make me throw this hummus. It’s spicy.”
“Jeez, what a dirty old creep.”
“So is it true? Can you see ghosts, like, everywhere, all the time?”
“Can you stop doing that? It’s kind of stupid.”
“No, you try it. I already went, like, fifty times.”
“The dead are coming!”
“You know, sometimes people say things that seem mean, but they do it because they’re afraid.”
“But I… I don’t know what any of it means.”
“Do I look crazy to you?”
“You know, I’ve kind of got other things on my mind right now.”
“Just go home, _____. I’m better off on my own anyway.”
“There’s nothing wrong with being scared, _____, so long as you don’t let it change who you are.”
“I think I peed my pants!”
“Are they going to try to eat our brains?”
“_____, I don’t understand. Just tell me what to do!”
“I really need to get home ‘cause I’ve got a seriously early curfew.”
“Kill me now.”
“Just so you know, I totally saved his life, and I could totally save yours.”
“Sorry, my fault. When I’m nervous, I get mouth diarrhea.”
“You know, I would Google this myself if there wasn’t a three-hundred-year-old guy trying to rip my face off.”
“I really think it might help if you tried to see things from his point of view.”
“Man! Zombies take over the world and we lock ourselves in a library! Are you kidding me? There’s an adult video store just across the street.”
“This will be a piece of cake, you’ll see.”
“It would’ve been a quiet night too, if it hadn’t been for those meddling kids.”
“I can’t believe this is your plan.”
“There’s something moving out there. I think it’s the zombies.”
“I’m scared, _____, and I can’t listen to this anymore.”
“You never listen. No one ever listens!”
“I’m scared too, but I’ve still got to do this!”
“I should’ve known you wouldn’t understand. No one ever does!”
“I’m not going anywhere. You can’t make me.”
“Why won’t you listen to me? Why are you doing this?”
“Do you have anything to say for yourself?”
“I didn’t do anything wrong!”
“Leave me alone or I’ll make you sorry!”
“You must stop the curse.”
“I believed we were doing what was right. I was wrong. Now, this is our punishment.”
“_____, if we die tonight, this may be the last chance I get to tell you how I feel.”
“I have cheered the uncheerable, _____, and I am not letting you give up now!”
“I wish I understood you.”
“You’re not welcome here. Go away.”
“I don’t want to go to sleep, and you can’t make me.”
“I don’t like this story!”
“I’ll make you suffer!”
“I wanted everyone to see how rotten they were.”
“They did something awful, but that doesn’t mean you should too. All that’s left in you now is mean and horrible!”
“Then stop! This is wrong and you know it!”
“You’ve spent so long remembering the bad people that you’ve forgotten the good ones.”
“But you’re not alone! You have to remember!”
“I think you got so scared that you forgot who you are.”
“But what about the people who hurt you? Don’t you ever want to make them suffer?”
“You think just because there’s bad people out there, that there’s no good ones either?”
“That story you were telling, how does it end?”
“I thought I was going to lose you.”
“You did it! You stopped the witch’s curse and made the zombies go away and saved pretty much everything!”
“So, do you think now everything’s going to turn back to normal?”
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“i’m not letting you go anywhere. it’s not safe for you out there.”
“look, i know you’re not the brightest kid on the block, but this isn’t a discussion.”
“can’t just take in every waif or stray that trusts you.”
“i’m in big trouble.”
“i’ve got a tummy ache, that’s all.”
“you’re staying here with me.”
“i heard the nurses talking in the corridor.”
“this kid you’ve taken in…”
“come here for a cuddle.”
“listen, honey. i’ve got to go someplace, okay?”
“don’t be upset. look.”
“you are unbelievable.”
“how do you think things have been for me? when i haven’t seen you in weeks?”
“no, no. it’s not my blood.”
“if i’m such a risk to have around, if i’m so in the way, such a problem for you…”
“here we are. home now. you’ll be safe here.”
“i keep expecting to hear you’ve been arrested, the police knocking at the door.”
“when are you gonna grow up and take responsibility for yourself?”
“sweetheart, come and sit down.”
“i don’t know what would have possessed me to be so disrespectful.”
“what goes around comes around, darling.”
“i’ll hear your confession now.”
“take this. it will keep you safe.”
“excuse me, who do you think you’re talking to?”
“you need to get back to the cause, show them what a dedicated soldier you are.”
“i could hear someone calling my name.”
“because we’re – i don’t know – we’re you and me.”
“then you have a conscience. we have to search that conscience to find an answer to your dilemma.”
“what on earth’s happened to you?”
“i’m not the same. i’ve changed. i’ve grown.”
“but i couldn’t run anymore. i’d been running all my life.”
“how dare you talk about my child like that?”
“pretty fucked up, i’d say.”
“came here because you matter to me.”
“and i can sleep at night. my conscience is clear.”
“i never had a chance to thank you, for what you did for me.”
“next time you raise your hand, i’m fighting you back.”
“it was not a comfortable meeting between us.”
“bring an overnight bag, that’s all.”
“now look away for a minute, my darling.”
“this place needs grown-ups.”
“i have a chance at happiness. i have to take it.”
“some of us don’t regard other people as possessions.”
“because you’re the only person that i really care about.”
“you’re acting like a spoiled brat.”
“wherever i’ve been, you’ve always been there.”
“what’s the matter? everything’s the matter.”
“bang, bang. you’re dead.”
“this world’s gone to hell in a handbag.”
“don’t you dare leave. not again.”
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