Im David (The Jerkface)

[i-am-a-fish]

oh gosh, i now must apologize 5000 times

Keep reading

[david-the-jerkface]

you know if you ignore everything about tumblr user the cybersmith and focus on the fact that he said something that vaguely supported a basic belief that every decent person has, he’s actually pretty good

[david-the-jerkface]

I think my roommate’s puppy might be god. I didn’t know where else to turn

Well then you gotta sacrifice to it to show your loyalty

[frollosuggestions]

Someone make a flag for Frollo.

[david-the-jerkface]

[david-the-jerkface]

If you use “melancholy” as an adjective instead of “melancholic” i do not trust you and i will eventually break your caps

[i-am-a-fish]

tumblr pro tip: leave

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

i got really mad at red today

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

this is literally one of the funniest things i’ve read today thank you

[officialunitedstates]

LIKE if you would pet him on the head

REBLOG if you would feed him a goldfish

IGNORE if you would back away slowly and then when you’re out of view start running away as fast as you can

[david-the-jerkface]

“uncannily”

[i-am-a-fish]

Hey mutuals do this:

Follow my blog

[david-the-jerkface]

Hey non-followers do this:

Unfollow my blog

[david-the-jerkface]

you can sit on my jerk face

ive looked at this for hours and honestly if you want to kill me please just do it up front none of this nonsense oh my god

[i-am-a-fish]

you gun of a son

[david-the-jerkface]

and they call me a jerkface

[i-am-a-fish]

You can’t eat this post.

[david-the-jerkface]

Oh watch me 

[david-the-jerkface]

homestuck

[david-the-jerkface]

*home succ

[david-the-jerkface]

homestuck

[david-the-jerkface]

wow theyre all not valid

[david-the-jerkface]

who

[david-the-jerkface]

the not valid people who are all reading this

[david-the-jerkface]

who

[david-the-jerkface]

who wants to read this and become not valid

[david-the-jerkface]

i mean i dont care but

[david-the-jerkface]

w

[toothlesshat]

Are you okay

[david-the-jerkface]

ur not valid

[david-the-jerkface]

wow theyre all not valid

[david-the-jerkface]

who

[david-the-jerkface]

the not valid people who are all reading this

[david-the-jerkface]

who

[david-the-jerkface]

who wants to read this and become not valid

[david-the-jerkface]

i mean i dont care but

[david-the-jerkface]

w