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If I back it up, is it fat enough?

Look at me deep in the eyes and tell me you love me

Lately I’ve been struggling with myself. Like sometimes idk what I’m doing. Idk if I’m doing the right thing or the wrong thing. I just don’t know some times. It saddens me. But then again, fuck it it’s life. We gotta go thru struggles right?

Come blow with me

Again and Again....

Everyday that I be waking up during this quarantine, I feel like I’m waking up just so I could do the same shit all over again. I wake up, brush my teeth, wash my face, take a shit, make sure my whole routine is complete. After I do all of that, I just go back to lay down in bed so I could pull up my phone or get my Mac and just check social media and see what people are gossiping about. This quarantine is really messing my life up. Even tho I don't do much in my life but still.

you a clown, you do it for likes.

I like to play with fire darling

So it was a hot summer in the year 3020 when this big ass spaceship came flying down from the sky and hovered on top of the city of Daule located in Ecuador in South America. The lovely small town were enjoying a block party the people called “BBP”, which are the initials for “Big Block Party”. While the lovely people of Daule were partying and drinking and dancing and just having a good time periodt, it was time. The aliens that were on the spaceship hovering on top of the town decided to abduct the most beautiful women from the town to impregnate her so she could carry the babyboy who will save the world from mass destruction from the government in the years to come. Maria, that was the name of the beautiful caramel skin, with beautiful long black hair girl that the aliens decided to abduct. While everybody was busy dancing and drinking, Maria decided to walk away from the “BBP” to clear her mind. The night before, Maria had this weird dream that made her wake up in the middle of the night to go drink water. Then Maria went to sleep. So when Maria was taking a walk away from the party thinking about the weird dream she had the night before, this beam of light fell on her making Maria scared. Maria froze. She didn't know what to do. Maria’s mind was going crazy. Next thing she knows she wasn't thinking. She wasn't able to use her mind. Her mind was stuck thinking about her weird dream while she saw herself in an all white room surrounded by strong white lights. She didn't know what to do as in her complete body and mind were paralyzed. Maria started seeing shadows moving really fast from one point of the room to the other. Next thing she knows, she feels something warm going up her vagina. Thats when Maria fainted. The aliens had completed their job. To deliver the hero to the right mother. And they did. Maria was back on earth. Maria was dropped off on the same spot where she was abducted. She was naked with a 9 month belly on her. Maria’s boyfriend, Carlos, had been looking for Maria since he noticed she had wondered off from the “BBP”. He came across Maria laying down on the floor all naked and wet by the towns pier. Carlos thought she had fell inside the water or maybe she had gon inside the water herself for a quick dip. But to Carlos surprise, when Maria turned around to face Carlos, Carlos saw Maria’s belly. Carlos face dropped. He was shook. Maria was shook. Carlos hurried and carried Maria back to her house to put her in her bed. When they got back to Maria’s house, Maria was feeling some contractions. Next thing Carlos knows, he's there helping Maria deliver the baby. Next thing Maria knows she hears the most beautiful angelic cried coming from the baby. Carlos was surprised since Maria seemed to be happy for the baby. Maria asked Carlos to hand her her baby. he did. Maria was happy to see that she had delivered a beautiful baby boy with black curly hair and beautiful Gray eyes. She didn't care she was abducted by an unknown entity. All she cared about was that she was healthy and safe. But most importantly, that baby Carlos was safe.

My body it’s my biggest gift. If I ever give you my body, all I ask for you is to treat it right and know how to value it how I value myself.

I’m Inlove with myself

like wtf?!

So earlier today my friend invited to me shmoke a blunt real quick. Like really quick. Like smoke 2 blunts. Drive all the way to miami beach and then back. Like literally not long. So anyways, when I was walking out my house door my dad stops me and decides to give me a whole lecture on why I shouldn't be going out during this quarantine. Like he even told me that if I continue doing this rebel shit and not caring about this virus to just leave the house and that's that. I legit told him okay dad whatever you say and still left with my friend☺️

Reality is for people who can handle drugs

Productive!

So yesterday honestly was such a waste of day. Well not really because I honestly woke up like at 5 in the afternoon. The reason why I woke up so late in the afternoon was because the night before I decided to drop acid, it was some good acid, because it kept me up until like 7 in the morning or 8 I don't really remember. So when I woke up the following day, all I did was workout, eat, shower, and eat shit all day until now. But anyways, I’m here healthy without the coronavirus or any type of disease. Thank god!

Okay so the difference between us is that you like pink and I like red. You like to give blowjobs, on the other hand, I blow my whistle and people get the job done.

Some after workout pics. My body is my biggest and most expensive art. I’m working on it. I’m adding colors to it. I’m Toning it up. Its an art in progress. Once this art is completely worked on, the results would be amazing.

Vanellope is my spirit animal

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