David Quotes

This is a blog run by the friends of David G. to document his antics for your pleasure.

[davidgquotes]

In other news, david has lead an angry mob. It sounds like David, but you would think he would be the cause of the mob, not the leader of it.

-M

[kaedien]

americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

[verssupremacy]

My friend in the UK told me that they only see their father like 2-3 times a year because they live so far away. When I asked how far do they live, they said that it’s a 45 minute drive……. my commute to work, five days a week is an hour.

[hazellewitch]

Average commute in Tokyo is around an hour but I’ve known people who commuted an hour and a half (and one crazy person who commuted four but that’s another story) one way. For once, I think it’s not Americans who are the weird ones.

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That one crazy person is David

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E3 memes are my favorite event of the year.

David G.

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I'm gonna start developing games for outdated systems and premeiring them at e3.

I'll start with bears vs children. A fighting game for Nintendo power glove.

David G.

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D: I'll sleep in the christmas tree. If the cat can do it, so can I. A: The cat doesn't sleep in the tree D: Then so can I

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Graduation is like a sinus infection: Ignore it and try not to pick at it and it will go away.

David G.

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David procrastinating on his homework.

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How many eels does one need to power a refrigerator?

David G.

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I was trying to draw my mom a flower And it turned into Naruto fanart What do I do ?

David G.

He still gave his mom the drawing for mothersday

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[aei-sb]

I’m wondering if there’s like… a digimon fandom or something alive somewhere.

[hazellewitch]

I can’t say anything about in other countries but there is in Japan! I’m not a fan but I do have a friend who is big into digimon and apparently not only is there a big gathering for the anniversary every year but there is also a day where fans leave flowers for leomon (I think?) at a tv broadcasting station (both in Odaiba). The people at the station beg fans not to do it every year, even getting the police involved. This hasn’t stopped the fans though. Now they sneak the flowers there before dawn so they don’t get in trouble. Last year when my friend went to sneak flowers, he ended up at karaoke with random other fans until the trains started running again.

Sorry for hijacking the post but I figured it’s a funny story if nothing else.

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^This friend was David

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Get you, me, a couple of our friends including Scarlett Johansson together and win an oscar

David G.

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David: Hey Kristin you have more followers than Mike Pence. Kristin: ...huh, what? David: You have more followers than the Vice President of the United States.d

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"If I don't go to class, how do I know it happened?" -David G.

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Eileen: I'm mean I'm not a pharmacist David: But you are my primary physician Anna: He's not wrong