DAVID MUNSTER

If you haven't, please check out the music video for my new song Run link on SoundCloud.com/davy-munster and let me know what you think! ALSO my newest single FSU is up for download on my SC page ✨

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[marypickfords]

But I’m a Cheerleader (1999)

1,2,3,4, I won’t take no anymore. 5,6,7,8 - I want you to be my mate. 1,2,3,4 - you’re the one that I adore. 5,6,7,8 - don’t run from me cause this is fate.

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[alliexxxxandra]

Woah I’m in MeXico

[robalyn]

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

[kittiesinqueerland]

new york to haiti

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greenland is right out

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ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

[queerqueerspawn]

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

[enthralled-by-victor-blog-b-blo]

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places? There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

[queerqueerspawn]

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

[shitshilarious]

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

[davidmunstermusic]

Why are we doing this

[switchingtogeico]

Post ya tities

ill have to ask my mom

[switchingtogeico]

she said no

[alliexworld]

New promotional picture by Logan White

[guy]

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

[davidmunstermusic]

@ meghan trainor

[alliexxxxandra]

X’s the first track from #CLXIIɄ - Too Much To Dream is out now!

Listen here: http://smarturl.it/TMTDit  🙅🏼

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Lady Gaga arriving at the CFDA Fasion Awards (2011)

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IM SCREAMING SHE JUST HACKED AZEALIA AND LEAKED ALL HER SHIT

[alliexworld]

I’m remembering I was in my really tiny Toronto apartment, and the night before I had been out drinking with some people. I got really, really drunk; and the people with me were also really drunk. I remember just sort of sitting there on the couch looking at them, acting all goofy and stuff – it all looked so sad; I thought, ‘I don’t want to be there in however many years; I don’t want to be in this city in that many years.’  - I woke up the next morning and I was hungover and said to myself, 'That’s it, I’m not drinking anymore.’ I went on my laptop – which was a really old, broken, MacBook that would freeze every 30 minutes, so you had to shut it down and turn it back on again. I went onto Ableton Live and I just started like, someone had shown me the very basics of how to use it, so then I was like, 'That’s it, I’m going to produce my own stuff.’ So I was sitting there in a house-coat, hungover, saying 'Here I go.’

On becoming Allie X (via alliexworld)

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