look, dont touch

on second thought dont even look davis || 21 || subway manager -- [ dep fandomless oc written by jenga ]

[lesbiancousin]

*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?

[catchymemes]

[iraffiruse]

[pyanj]

when u go to a restaraunt regularly and order the same thing every time

[pochowek]

[monsieurrobot]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bitchycode]

I miss you…

just kidding, i’m glad you’re out of my life and you can go fuck yourself

[phruxx]

Kizuna Ai is cute because she looks like she’s desperately holding on to her last shred of sanity with splintered bleeding fingertips

[phruxx]

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

i ate chef boyardee and began to cry bro that shit was so bad… i had noodles i could have eaten those

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

[fifthtee]

[glowpatrol]

last time i had sleep paralysis that kid Wen from lemonade mouth stood at the end of my bed and did the rap to Determinate for like 3 hours straight and i haven’t slept peacefully since

[glowpatrol]

I tried to warn y’all

[amthsts-remade-deactivated20191]

It wasn’t sleep paralysis he was actually there he actually broke into your house and intended to rob you but you woke up and he had to improvise

[coconotchanel]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

my pet: *does anything*

me:

[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[daviscatessen-archive]

wyv is the real mvp

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

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i wasn’t expecting the dance, this is so cute!!

[daviscatessen-archive]

welcome to subway whaddya mean you dont want italian herbs and cheese bread the exit is that way sir