dave strider

im just another pale skinny sixteen year old white guy wasting time on the internet rather than doing something productive with his time i mean im p sure im allowed to relax after spending three years saving the world and all but you know whatever its nbd anyways sup

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OH REALLY? WELL A DANDY, WARM “CONGRATS” IN ADVANCE FOR THAT.

I KNOW IT WAS A JOKE, IT’S SO BLATANTLY OBVIOUS, I’M PRETTY MUCH WALLOWING IN IT’S UTTER FAILURE OF SO-CALLED “SARCASM.”

OK YEAH, NO, MY SARCASM IS AWESOME, SO YOU CAN SHOVE THAT STATEMENT UP YOUR NOOK, ASSHOLE.

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oh come on man really name calling what are we in third grade

youre just jealous that i supposedly stole your lady or whatever the fuck arent you

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its like noon and i already took a shower and ate breakfast

what is up with me today i think its the apocalypse 

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did i make the fifth follower are we teen married did it happen

no 

did you want a consolation prize ive got three unopened bags of doritos right here

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PAST SAID “BEEF” WE’VE HAD IS YET THERE, AT LEAST IN MY TIMELINE. SO NO, CONSIDER YOUR REQUEST DENIED, STRIDER.

AND WE HAVEN’T SAVED THE WORLD YET, IN MY PERSPECTIVE, SO I WOULDN’T KNOW WHATEVER “AND EVERYTHING” YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT HERE.

STILL, IT’S NICE TO HEAR ABOUT YOU, I GUESS. MORE HUMANS TO TALK TO, LOOK AT ME PRANCING AROUND IN JOY AT YOUR ARRIVAL, HOW UTTERLY WONDERFUL IT ALL IS, REALLY.

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well i wouldnt want to spoil the surprises for you so im not going to elaborate any further about how i single handedly saved the human race as well as your own and ended up becoming a super famous multi billionaire with a super fly luxury cadillac and a purebred cat or meowbeast or whatever you call those

that was a joke btw 

its nice to see you too since from my perspective we havent talked in probably months so im going to ignore your blatant sarcasm for now 

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carcinogeneticistt started following you

hey karkat its been a while hasnt it yknow since we saved the world together and everything i know we had some beef towards each other but i sorta have been hoping youve looked past that

ive been wondering how youre doing

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are we teen married now or does teen pregnancy come first i got some sticks you can pee on

you were actually my seventh follower so you dont get shit even if you are me

you know what they say you snooze you lose

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davidstrider started following you

i see how it is

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You mean yoi\u dont know how tumblr. You're had other blogbs before.

blogbs

and yeah i know ive had other blogs but the tumblr interface is different from the websites ive worked with in the past so i guess youre right 

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Dave, do you have favorite preserved specimen? If so, why?

i do

so my bro used to take me to the zoo sometimes when i was a kiddo and we always used to go to the gift shop and look around and hed buy me shit but one time he didnt buy me anything and i was pretty fucking pissed off i mean come on really

then when we got in the car bro surprised me with this and it turned my mood right around hed already gotten something for me i was so happy man it was great

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i dont really know how this whole blogging system works but whatever 

this is kind of like the time my bro made me go to school for the first time im getting the same sort of feeling being thrust into this new place with all these unfamiliar faces that im probably going to end up hating except i mean i made this tumblr account on my own free will since i was bored as fuck so i guess its not the same exact experience but you catch my drift

anyways im dave i like music and dead things and making friendships unless youre a total asshole 

first five followers get to be teen married to me go go go

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ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?

is this even a serious fucking question

you honestly couldnt have thought of anything more interesting to ask me i mean seriously this is ridiculous im calling management

robots