Since it was requested:
Goofy Villain Prompts Pt. 7
"Minion, do you ever wonder why we're here? What? No not any of that existential bs! I meant in prison you fool."
"You know I get what Vader had against sand, I am never getting an island secret base."
"How many explosives does it take to get to the center of the earth? The world may never know...but I'm willing to try!"
"Minion, bring an ice pack please. The hero's new sidekick doesn't know what nonlethal force is."
"How dare you?! My hat's not stupid! It's chic! Shut up, I did not get it at the thift store!"
"Who's the little freak that made a Spotify playlist about me? It's very good, you're getting a promotion."
"For once, no, I did not make that bomb. Can I go now? I have bombs to make because someone is clearly trying to show me up."
















