Write Your Heart Out 🐱

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Since it was requested:

Goofy Villain Prompts Pt. 7

"Minion, do you ever wonder why we're here? What? No not any of that existential bs! I meant in prison you fool."

"You know I get what Vader had against sand, I am never getting an island secret base."

"How many explosives does it take to get to the center of the earth? The world may never know...but I'm willing to try!"

"Minion, bring an ice pack please. The hero's new sidekick doesn't know what nonlethal force is."

"How dare you?! My hat's not stupid! It's chic! Shut up, I did not get it at the thift store!"

"Who's the little freak that made a Spotify playlist about me? It's very good, you're getting a promotion."

"For once, no, I did not make that bomb. Can I go now? I have bombs to make because someone is clearly trying to show me up."

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Villain Redemption Troupes (That aren't for romantic reasons)

Villain is supposed to infiltrate the party and learn their secrets/lure them into a trap/ultimately betray them. Ends up liking the party so much they switch sides. Bonus points if they have the change of heart post betrayal. Bonus bonus points if the villain pretends to betray the party just to turn around and double cross the person they work for.

Villain loses their memory and the party takes them in. Villain gets their memory back but was treated so well by the party they decide to stay with them/become the cool aunt/uncle.

Villain gets defeated by the party but the party spares them, leaving them with a major life lesson. Villain reevaluates their life and viewpoints because of it. Bonus points if later the villain comes to the party's aid later on.

Villain is captured by the party and toted around with them. Slowly warms up to the party and vice versa and switches sides.

Villain has been observing the party from a distance for a while. Upon seeing all the good the do and how well they treat people, the villain becomes less and less inclined to fight them. When the time finally comes for them to fight, the villain simply gives up due to a change of heart.

The villain never was evil, they just wanted attention. It becomes apparent to the party and they just ask the villain if they want to be friends. The villain throws up their plans and happily takes the offer.

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Goofy Villain Prompts Pt. 6

"Alright that's it. I'm done....Road trip time! Pack your things minions!"

"Why are you here?! I plotted to rob this bank first, get your own!"

"How much money would if cost to buy my own evil island?...oh that's a lot, might have to settle for an evil bungalow."

"Who wants to be the test dummy for my new death ray? No one? Cowards all of you."

"I took away all of his weapons but he still beat me...With a tree of all things!"

"Hold on, hold on! Timeout, I need to replace the batteries in my ray gun. It runs on double AA's."

"You wouldn't happen to have any duct tape would you? I may have broken the lever to my death machine."

"I may be evil, but I have some morals. Disregard that time I set that old folks home on fire, that was an accident."

"Who put twenty fidget spinners in my Amazon cart?!"

"I've rented this bouncy castle for two days. Make the most of it minions, and if you break it you buy it."

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Dialogue Prompt #14

"Why do you look so mad?"

"I got hit by a car!"

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Dialogue Prompt #13

"Bury me with my whisky and gun."

"It's a splinter [---]."

"I've lived a good life!"

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Dialogue Prompt #12

"You're sure this'll work witch?"

"Oh please gunslinger, of course it will."

"I just reckon it's a might small for something that's supposed make a big boom."

"Last time you doubted my magic you fell into hell."

"It was fun."

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Dialogue Prompt #11

"Can I get like one magical item? I've had the same sword since we've started this."

"You can have the next one."

"You always say that."

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More Chapter Titles

On the Count of Four

The Other Personality

It's a Jungle Out There

Cruise Cut Short

Gone Dark

It's Raining Capes

Starlight Hour

Witch and Where

Cut the Feed

Our First Ship

The Stars Align

Just Tell Him You Hate Him

YDYD

A Crummy Juncture

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Goofy Villain Prompts Pt. 5

"Excuse me for a moment, ahem, AAAAAAAAAHHHH-"

"I can't find my death ray."

"If I Naruto run I can dodge the police bullets."

"Smoke bomb escape! What do mean you can still see me?"

"We don't have healthcare on the darkside but we do have cookies and dental."

"The lightside has brownies and insurance?! I might need to change alignments."

"Screw it. I'm not appreciated for my genius so I'm going on strike."

"I don't care if crime has plummeted, I want the respect I deserve."

"Hero I'm going on vacation, do wish to join me?"

"*gasps* A time bomb? For me? You shouldn't have."

"No I'm not making dinosaurs. Have you seen Jurassic Park, nobody needs that."

"Has anyone seen my minion? I lost them in the corn maze."

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Goofy Villain Prompts Pt. 4

"Who bought fifty copies of Mario Party 6?! We don't even have a Wii!"

"I'm having a moment. Let me have a mental breakdown in peace!"

"You won this time Hero! See you again next week."

"Who broke my space laser?! I just got it painted."

"I'm not in the mood and I'll kill anyone who bothers me today."

"Whoever ate those brownies is dead. I put cyanide in them."

"This is an actual umbrella and not my umbrella gun..."

"Twenty-one bullets later and the Hero is still alive. I need more practice."

"Why am I evil you ask? I have no fucking idea."

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Dialogue Prompt #10

"I am not an empty vessel. I have a mind and soul that will not be bound by you any longer."

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Dialogue Prompt #9

"Stop trying to be the hero!"

"Heh, in case you haven't realized, I'm not the hero. I'm the martyr."

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Goofy Villain Prompts Pt. 3

"I have a brilliant plan. No it does not involve muffins dammit, that was last week."

"What do you mean my new pose isn't cool? All the kids are 'dabbing' these days."

"I bought a dog. What do you mean this is a radioactive crocodile? Oh it's eating my minions."

"Minion! Bring in my support bl- I mean totally evil warmth and relaxation device."

"I did not plan to get arrested, I mean... I totally planned this. All according to the plan I definitely have. My plan. Yes."

"Ugh. They got my bad side on this mugshot."

"Next person to complain will be fired out the confetti cannon."

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Dialogue Prompt #8

"When your life goes to hell, you tell me how much you care about appearance."

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Story Prompt #3

Heaven was out of angels,

Hell's demons ran away,

Monsters ran for cover,

And "They" were here to stay.

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Dialogue Prompt #7

"You look, uh, different."

"You grew up, and so did your tastes. Unless you want me to look like a rainbow, fairy pirate again."

"No no, mob boss imaginary friend is a good look."

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Story Prompt #2

When their child gets snatched by the Boogieman, it's up to his teddy bear, imaginary friend, guardian angel, monster under the bed, and bully to save him.