#funny prompts

[tiny-pun]

A: I’m gonna kill you.

B: Hmm, you keep saying that and yet I’m still alive and kicking.

A: My ass? Yeah right. In your dreams.

B: Yeah, your ass is in my dreams.

A: What?

B: What?

[nerdart06]

could you draw Abaddon with Nathan?

Abaddon with Nathan? Here you go!

[nuttynutcycle]

Prompt 441

The crowd tittered in front of City Hall. By the time the hero arrived, they were too late to stop the dozens of news cameras focused on the new addition to the building.

"Oh geez," the hero groaned, dragging a hand across their face. "Not again!"

It took exactly one week for the cleaners to remove the very large, somewhat artistic, and extremely explicit graffiti mural of the hero and the villain.

[celestialwrites]

"i'm hilarious."

"you're traumatized."

"there's a difference?"

[brxxkenwings]

Dialogue Thing #15

"I'm kissing. I'm kissing that man with tongue and you can't stop me."

"Whatever, just brush your teeth first. I don't know if he likes raw onions."

"Oh, fuck you."

[freya-remy]

Person A: "Why are you holding a shovel?"

Person B: "Long story."

Person A: "Is it a murder story or a gardening story? Because I only want to hear about one of those."

[kyokutsu-sama]

*Fuegoleon at the table with Y/n, after organizing a dinner to introduce her to his siblings*

Fue: Leopold, Mereoleona, this is Y/n, my girlfriend.

Leopold: She's pretty and I think you guys make a great couple.

Mereoleona *smiling*: In my opinion, I think you could have found someone better than that thing... just saying.

Fue *getting up from his chair*: SISTER !! That's not a thing to say, you're embarrassing her. Apologize now !!

Mereoleona: Hey, Calm your ass down!! I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to her

*Y/n and Leopold pursing their lips to keep from laughing*

[tlmtwelve]

@pinahallowsevecloneparty Prompt: "Why are you poking me?" / "Looking for a mute button..."