“when i had booker. it was halloween, my favorite holiday. i was pissed because i went into labor the night before and it was excruciating, so not only was i in pain, but i was in pain on my favorite fucking holiday. so fast forward to pushing time. i planned on a home birth, so i didn’t bother going to the hospital. i let my midwife know when i went into labor and she said to call her once my contractions got to two minutes apart or my water broke, whichever came first. she lives literally five minutes away. so, my water breaks. i call her. i’m already on my bed, on my knees, holding onto the headboard because jordan’s pushing my hips together because have you ever had your hips separate? that shit hurts. anyways. i get the urge to push, so i do. and i’m already crowning. so jordan makes me turn around, but i told him i was staying on my knees and there wasn’t a damn thing he could do about it, so he was like “fuck okay fine damn, just turn to me so i can catch me baby” so that’s what i did. i’m pretty sure i could have broken his shoulders from all the pressure. anyways... his plan is to catch her, right? when he reaches to hold her head while i’m trying to force her shoulders out, he freaks the fuck out and is like “oh my god, she’s so slimy, oh my god, gross”. like... i’m the one expelling amniotic fluid every time i push, but the baby is the gross part? get real, girly girl. anyways... he’s like “i can’t do it, i’m gonna throw up” and by this point i’m ignoring him and just trying to get booker the fuck out of me because do you know how comfortable it is to have a baby hanging half way out of your vagina? it’s not. so now i’m holding my partially born baby under the arms and i push and pull, and that was that. she was born. and like, after she was out, EVERYTHING came out. like, everything. so there i am, kneeling in blood, amniotic fluid and a placenta and jordan was white in the face because he’s really queasy so he ends up running to the bathroom, puking the entire way, and everything was chaotic as fuck because he was throwing up, i was sitting in my literal insides, and i was sobbing, but everything was okay because my baby was in my arms, on my chest and already nursing because she was fat from the get go. then my midwife comes in and was like “alright, what did i miss?” and that’s what you missed on glee.”
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