Dax

[liaaaam-daley-blog]

Every damn one.

[daxton-knox]

Rude. My feelings are hurt.

[drlexiegrey-sloan]

So throw your hands up to the sky

[daxton-knox]

[ameliaplain]

[daxton-knox]

Didn’t ask.

[stassixevans]

[daxton-knox]

Chill.

[sophiaandersonnn]

Well...

[daxton-knox]

Well?

[daxton-knox]

You’ve gotta be kidding me.

[liaaaam-daley-blog]

I literally hate yer guts.

[daxton-knox]

All of them or just specific guts?

[kendallxknox]

[daxton-knox]

[liaaaam-daley-blog]

It was a family name, alright?

[daxton-knox]

It’s beautiful. It matches your vag.

[liaaaam-daley-blog]

Oh for fucksakes. We promised to never whip out the middle name. C’mon.

[daxton-knox]

NANCY!

[liaaaam-daley-blog]

Hey! Yer four year old always stays alive in my care.

[daxton-knox]

My poor kid. Have you tried to put her in the couch Liam Nancy Daley!?

[liaaaam-daley-blog]

Hey. I’ve managed to stay alive this long. I think I can keep a puppy alive.

[daxton-knox]

Like an hour? Good god, I let you babysit my four year old...

[liaaaam-daley-blog]

Fuck. I’ll hide him in m’blankets.

[daxton-knox]

That puppy is going to be dead in a week. We’re co-parenting.

[liaaaam-daley-blog]

We can totally hide a puppy. Hurry, run. I’ll hide him in the couch.

[daxton-knox]

In the couch!? You already lose your dog dadhood.

[kendallxknox]

Daxton.

[daxton-knox]

I love you so much.

[liaaaam-daley-blog]

Yer wife is gunna kill you. 

[daxton-knox]

I’ll bang her, you hide the puppy. She’ll forget she even saw it. We can hide a puppy.

[liaaaam-daley-blog]

Ye seriously want me to keep livin’ on yer couch?

[daxton-knox]

Forever, bff.