Actual Satan

King of Hell Polysexual MagiBoy He/him, they/them or mag/magi pronouns My cat is better than yours Read my before you follow please!

[daxz-zxad]

Me: Self care is so important, friends.

Also me: *gets one hour of sleep, doesn't eat, develops like three new unhealthy coping mechanisms*

Me: So anyways, self care is so important. Love your body and mind.

[officialjiggly]

reblog this while you still can

[sadgalari]

[sacheu-deactivated20200922]

me when I catch myself being negative

[park3rborn-deactivated20180305]

Person with the Love sign: [in a weirdly calm, gentle voice, chanting while dancing around] accept yourself! love yourself! accept yourself! [voice cracking a little] love yourself!

[wheefle-moved-deactivated201704]

the sign behind him says farting will save the world and I’ve been crying since.

[thesufferpuppet]

Fun fact I saw him when I was in New York

I shouted out to him “love yourself!”

And he yelled back “she gets it!”

[perpetual-exhaustion]

@rebekahloveland

[reptiliaherps]

I SAW HIM IN NEW YORK TOO!  I yelled “I LOVE YOU” and he yelled back “LOVE YOURSELF FIRST!” 

[daxz-zxad]

Dermatologists: avoid touching your face, and NEVER pick at your skin!

Me, having 0 impulse control: unfortunate,

[gneerly]

the worst part about bein an artist with ocs is havin to fuckin redraw ur character refs every half a year cuz ur style keeps changing/improving and anything older than a few months looks Bad to u

[innocencelives]

shoutout to people with simultaneously great and terrible memories. like oh yeah i remember in perfect detail that random story you told about the banana costume from a year ago but all of novemeber? completely blank.

[42believer]

reblog if you’re gay because of ghosts

[42believer]

the best part of this image is that the website it’s from is dead fucking serious

[doodooass3]

ghosts are real and they tried to suck my dick

[refinery29]

Excuse me but you’re going to have to check out these memes of Joe Biden plotting booby traps in the White House before Trump takes office

Enough said.

[zuzu-and-friends-deactivated202]

i dont trust anyone who thinks trumps presidency wont be disastrous.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

people opposing hillary: she’s crooked people opposing trump: he makes me fear for my life

[drowsyfantasy-deactivated201812]

Isn’t that also the usual dichotomy of it, though? 

men going on a first date: what if she’s lying on her profile page?  women going on a first date: what if he’s going to kill me? 

[langue-etrangere-deactivated201]

RIP 2016 - Alan Rickman - David Bowie - Prince - Vine - The United States of America

[lesbiancousin]

the kkk endorsed him… he was literally caught on tape saying he grabs women by their genitalia without their consent…. he has threatened to ban Muslim people from entering the country….. his running mate wants me in jail for getting married……..

[cbsnforeverandalways]

dvoyd:

how did we go from the first black president, one of the most adorable and intelligent men in the oval office twice in a row, to a racist xenophobic homophobic misogynistic pedophilic orangutan????

[arrycx]

the fact that there’s teenagers crying their eyes out right now because theyre scared for their futures because of a president is so fucked

[littlesocialistrobot]

the fact that this is supposed to be a normal political process but there are posts all over my dash begging people not to kill themselves says more than i ever could

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

I knew there were people who called themselves “anti sjws” but I didn’t think there was actual trump supporters on this site… but here they come… crawling out their ugly little heads out of holes to laugh about their racist America come true like little fucking gremlins.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

[wizardperks]