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𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎’𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚑 𝚙𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚞𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐

[dazaisbaldspot]

⋆｡˚ ☁︎ ˚｡⋆｡˚☽˚｡⋆⋆｡˚ ☁︎ ˚｡⋆｡˚☽˚｡⋆⋆｡˚ ☁︎ ˚｡⋆｡˚☽˚｡⋆⋆｡˚ ☁︎ ˚｡⋆｡˚ ╰┈➤ dazai's intro! ꩜ .ᐟ ㅤ/ᐠ - ˕ -マ ➤ ɴᴀᴍᴇ: just call me dazai/zai not telling ya my actual name •ᴗ• ➤ ᴘʀᴏɴᴏᴜɴs/ sᴇxᴜᴀʟɪᴛʏ: she/her bisexual ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜ ➤ ᴀɢᴇ: under 18 ╰┈➤ ʟɪᴋᴇ’s ᴀɴᴅ ᴅɪsʟɪᴋᴇs ꩜ .ᐟ /ᐠﹷ ‸ ﹷ ᐟ\ﾉ ➤ ʟɪᴋᴇs: bungo stray dogs, genshin impact, terrible mouse, the freak circus, kingdom of marionettes, trapped with jester, alien stage, blue lock, the summer hikaru died, death note, lost in the cloud, yarichin b club, stray kids, homicipher (only watch gameplays cant get the actual game T^T), jujutsu kaisan, link click, gachiakuta, avatar the last airbender + more (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ ➤ ᴅɪsʟɪᴋᴇs: myself , peanut butter, bugs, my school, life, people who think its tuff to vape at this age (it really isnt stop (¬_¬")), camping, dark romance , minor x adult, any loud animal (my dog is the only exception hehe) ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ➤ ᴅɴɪ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ: homophobes/transphobes/racists go and fuck yourself (¬`‸´¬)

/ᐠ > ˕ <マ ╰┈➤* ᴍᴏᴏᴛ’s* ꩜ .ᐟ

➤ ɪʀʟs: @cmd-shift4 @drpesopenguinthefirst @nashiesparklingpears @mayando @erosamor992 @whyarealltheuserstakenwastaken ➤ ᴏɴʟɪɴᴇ: @ryuwantsrevenge @hxxrtlxss-ghxst @g0d0fcha0s @minicatknife @dazai0s4mukun @b3an-i3 @dazaistealingchuuyashat @casbwahahaha @askgakuenfyodor @doctorsanddolls @smoresxd @gods-only-rat @melancholic-whimsy @milo-bar @slt-face @osamudazaisreincanation @onlyhisfag @giraffewithscoliosis @deathly4fraid @slt-face @nolongerthedemonprodigy @n0l0hi @n1kolyaaa @zaizai-loves-limes may have talked to yall like maybe 0 - 1 times but issok i love yall ʕ•͡-•ʔ (lmk if you wanna be removed) ➤ ᴛᴀɢs ꩜ .ᐟ ⚬ yapyapyap⋅˚₊‧ᯓ : talking about random bs ⚬ 𐔌 . ⋮ moots .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱ : moots

⚬ brotato ⋆˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆: @hxxrtlxss-ghxst ⚬ ‧₊˚ ┊ heheha : reblogs ➤ ᴇxᴛʀᴀ ɪɴғᴏ!!! ⚬ other socials: pinterest - dazaisbaldspot67 ⌗ insta - dazaisbaldspot ⚬ who i kin: dazai (my main duh), nikolai, kaveh, albedo, luka ( ˶°ㅁ°) !!

➤ credits to @kthice for the banners (ㅅ•᎑•) ⋆｡˚ ☁︎ ˚｡⋆｡˚☽˚｡⋆⋆｡˚ ☁︎ ˚｡⋆｡˚☽˚｡⋆⋆｡˚ ☁︎ ˚｡⋆｡˚☽˚｡⋆⋆｡˚ ☁︎ ˚｡⋆｡˚

[averagechuuyaenjoyer]

Chuuya? Oh, where do I even start? He's angelic, loyal, alluring, elegance incarnated, beautiful, gorgeous, respectful, charming, kind, intelligent, adorable, breath-taking, passionate, stunning, etheral, immaculate, thoughtful, energetic, confident, warm, compassionate, witty, adventurous, strong, courageous, creative, brilliant, gentle, humble, generous, radiant, funny, graceful, dependable, sincere, magnetic, bold, articulate, empathetic, inspiring, honest, patient, powerful, attentive, uplifting, classy, friendly, reliable, ambitious, intuitive, talented, supportive, grounded, determined, charismatic, extraordinary, trustworthy, noble, dignified, perceptive, innovative, refined, considerate, balanced, open-minded, composed, imaginative, mindful, optimistic, virtuous, noble-hearted, true-spoken, mesmerizing, loving, captivating, enchanting, majestic, golden-hearted, gentle-spirited, clever, courageous-hearted, courteous, harmonious, loyal-minded, beautiful-souled, sincere-hearted, easygoing, entrancing, fearless, affectionate, expressive, soulful, enthusiastic, dependable, tactful, enduring, insightful, creative-souled, justice-minded, reliable-hearted, unforgettable, protective, tender, uplifting-minded, persevering, devoted, discreet, well-mannered, composed, mature, tasteful, joyful, understanding, genuine, brilliant-minded, encouraging, well-rounded, magnetic, dynamic, emotionally intelligent, resourceful, delightful, fascinating, sharp, selfless, driven, assertive, authentic, vibrant, playful, observant, skillful, generous-spirited, practical, comforting, brave, spectacular, possesses lethal beauty, a pretty blessing, he's a real treasure to cherish, a truly magnificent work of art, the architect of my happiness and the epitome of perfection. I would entrust my life to this beautiful soul. Chuuya is a literal masterpiece, a gift to humanity, and the absolute blueprint of excellence.

[dazaisbaldspot]

PLS TELL ME YOU GUYS REMEMBER THIS TREND FROM AUGUST LAST YR PLS BRING THIS BACKKK (I PUT THIS ON MY INSTA PFP)

MERRY BLUE LOCK XMASSS

[todostoasty]

i don’t feel safe telling anyone how i feel anymore because it only ever ends badly

[dazaisbaldspot]

I FUCKING WONNNNN

@ryuwantsrevenge

@ryuaftermidnight

[ryuaftermidnight]

Who said this? it is not canon. I am not a puppyboy. Stop accusing me of this. Stop.

[dazaisbaldspot]

DAWG IT WAS YOU 😭✌️

[dazaisbaldspot]

I FUCKING WONNNNN

@ryuwantsrevenge

@ryuaftermidnight

[dazaisbaldspot]

since when did fedya say pookie im so fucking scared 😟

@gods-only-rat

[erosamor992]

The bottles are empty, mouth is empty what else is there that's empty and how can I fill it..

[cmd-shift4]

your mouth is empty and my mouth is empty how about we work something out...?

[whyarealltheuserstakenwastaken]

don't leave me out of this!! I can fill you both up. Simultaneously. :).

[cmd-shift4]

i'm interested meet me in the middle of the woods at 9:59 tonight.

[erosamor992]

I'm coming too! (both ways)

[dazaisbaldspot]

fym both ways 💔

[yuri-is-r0tting]

who said edtwt can’t cook 😹😹😹

[methadone-pr3tty]

youre giving me flashbacks to the 50 cal mug cakes Id make when I was like 12.... also throw back to when I was an edb log (you didn't know me)

[yuri-is-r0tting]

I hate yo admit that i’ve made those too omg, they make my stomach hurt 😭😭 there was that one that i made that looked like coal vro

[zaizai-loves-limes]

[dazaisbaldspot]

reminds me of the time i burnt my buldak and burnt those 5 minute oreo cakes <3

[zaizai-loves-limes]

throwback to the time i made a cookie and COMPLETELY forgot sugar

[dazaisbaldspot]

NEVER BAKE AGAIN WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID IT TASTE

[hxxrtlxss-ghxst]

I once ended up with salty cookies even though I barely added salt

[dazaisbaldspot]

[yuri-is-r0tting]

who said edtwt can’t cook 😹😹😹

[methadone-pr3tty]

youre giving me flashbacks to the 50 cal mug cakes Id make when I was like 12.... also throw back to when I was an edb log (you didn't know me)

[yuri-is-r0tting]

I hate yo admit that i’ve made those too omg, they make my stomach hurt 😭😭 there was that one that i made that looked like coal vro

[zaizai-loves-limes]

[dazaisbaldspot]

reminds me of the time i burnt my buldak and burnt those 5 minute oreo cakes <3

[zaizai-loves-limes]

throwback to the time i made a cookie and COMPLETELY forgot sugar

[dazaisbaldspot]

NEVER BAKE AGAIN WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID IT TASTE

[zaizai-loves-limes]

bitter…

and salty

[dazaisbaldspot]

[yuri-is-r0tting]

who said edtwt can’t cook 😹😹😹

[methadone-pr3tty]

youre giving me flashbacks to the 50 cal mug cakes Id make when I was like 12.... also throw back to when I was an edb log (you didn't know me)

[yuri-is-r0tting]

I hate yo admit that i’ve made those too omg, they make my stomach hurt 😭😭 there was that one that i made that looked like coal vro

[zaizai-loves-limes]

[dazaisbaldspot]

reminds me of the time i burnt my buldak and burnt those 5 minute oreo cakes <3

[zaizai-loves-limes]

throwback to the time i made a cookie and COMPLETELY forgot sugar

[dazaisbaldspot]

NEVER BAKE AGAIN WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID IT TASTE

[yuri-is-r0tting]

who said edtwt can’t cook 😹😹😹

[methadone-pr3tty]

youre giving me flashbacks to the 50 cal mug cakes Id make when I was like 12.... also throw back to when I was an edb log (you didn't know me)

[yuri-is-r0tting]

I hate yo admit that i’ve made those too omg, they make my stomach hurt 😭😭 there was that one that i made that looked like coal vro

[zaizai-loves-limes]

[dazaisbaldspot]

reminds me of the time i burnt my buldak and burnt those 5 minute oreo cakes <3

[stqrrin]

if i could platonically fuck a moot id be all up in there but u didnt hear that from me

[reiofthedarkness]

@dazaisbaldspot

[dazaisbaldspot]

[cmd-shift4]

you and dazai's conversations are always the funniest shit ever

sorry to shatter your worldview but every conversation I’ve ever had with @dazaisbaldspot is actually staged and we are paid actors

[dazaisbaldspot]

so me touching you yesterday, calling you a good dog AND begging for your knife was for nothing..?

[hxxrtlxss-ghxst]

okay but what the fuck (can I say that's lwk valid-)

[zaizai-loves-limes]

”a good dog”

[cmd-shift4]

goddammit why does this always happen to me 🫩

[dazaisbaldspot]

MEGUMI MENTIONED ADBIHKEJAN,SFHVJBMWAGFUHJBSDVGHARNB AMESFDGHVEJWAYRGHFJKSBDGRATHKV4RBEJWAFHSZDEGUIRY4HWBEJLSFGYURKVAJBEHSFRGIYHLEJTABFHGJTBLEARFSDRGEJTBKFSDURGYETJHFSDHJFURIGYLEHJBAFHSDIRGYLHJKBFSDHUGIRYOTLHJLBFSERYGITEHJBSFLRGYIELHJBS

[cmd-shift4]

you and dazai's conversations are always the funniest shit ever

sorry to shatter your worldview but every conversation I’ve ever had with @dazaisbaldspot is actually staged and we are paid actors

[dazaisbaldspot]

so me touching you yesterday, calling you a good dog AND begging for your knife was for nothing..?

[cmd-shift4]

GODDAMMIT @dazaisbaldspot YOU'VE GOTTEN OTHER PPL INVOLVED TOO 😭 I SWEAR IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

[dazaisbaldspot]

BRO YOU WERE ENJOYING THOSE HEAD PATS SHUT THE FUCK UP ISTG FIRST THING TMR IM GONNA TOUCH YOU EVEN MORE

[cmd-shift4]

NUH UH I WAS PRACTICING STOICISM I WAS NOT ENJOYING IT YOU'RE RUINING MY MACHO PRESENTATION 😭

[dazaisbaldspot]

BRO STFU IN OUR FUCKING SCIENCE PRESENTATION YOU DID THIS:

THE SCIENCE TEACHER WAS SO SCARED YO

[zaizai-loves-limes]

IM SAVING THIS TO USE AGAINST MY FRIENDS THX

[dazaisbaldspot]

HELP WHAT OUR SCIENCE PRESENTATION 💔

[dazaisbaldspot]

dumbass here claims I'm pretty booo throw tomatoes at her she's lying 🫵🏻 /j /lh

vro i goon to u every night fym ur not pretty 🫩

[cmd-shift4]

yeah me too since your face reveal i have to have two screens, one for triple t and the other for you 🤤

[dazaisbaldspot]

ok so no screen for me hater ig 🫩

[cmd-shift4]

my heads full of you it's alright

[dazaisbaldspot]

ok yea ilyt man pls fuck me 🤤

[dazaisbaldspot]

dumbass here claims I'm pretty booo throw tomatoes at her she's lying 🫵🏻 /j /lh

vro i goon to u every night fym ur not pretty 🫩

[cmd-shift4]

yeah me too since your face reveal i have to have two screens, one for triple t and the other for you 🤤

[dazaisbaldspot]

ok so no screen for me hater ig 🫩