ANSWER THE RIDDLE FIRST

870 years old, goblin, wizard, ranked tetris player, capricorn, fairy, will steal your jewels.

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just watched a scooby doo tiktok edit that made me cry

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11pm-5am friday-sunday if you’re not watching la street take overs where would you be

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so far because i was literally violently felony assaulted by a random man under the influence of drugs and associated with a gang i have to pay for

my ambulance bill

the fucking fire department?

attorney

new airpods because mine were in my pocket when i got smashed to the ground

starbucks every day

restraining order fees

i don’t have to pay any hospital bills because i’m soooo fucking thankfully on medicare (thanks for being declared disabled a year ago)

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rip original airpods you were bedazzled and beautiful and also fit better in my ears

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so far because i was literally violently felony assaulted by a random man under the influence of drugs and associated with a gang i have to pay for

my ambulance bill

the fucking fire department?

attorney

new airpods because mine were in my pocket when i got smashed to the ground

starbucks every day

restraining order fees

i don’t have to pay any hospital bills because i’m soooo fucking thankfully on medicare (thanks for being declared disabled a year ago)

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i know i’m like a broken record but you cannot die and go to hell!!! we already are here!!!!! this is a post raptured earth!!! everyone KNOWS. they say find the joy in small things, happiness is fleeting. ya because that’s how a fucking post raptured earth would work. trumps president, taco bell kills, all our pop stars wear weird ass tiny body suits. i have to pay thousands of dollars because i was assaulted by someone affiliated with a gang that had a weapon on them.

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opening up a crisp icelandic glacial natural spring glass water bottle and pouring into my dogs water bowl

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i was about to make a post about how i’m obsessing over the fact i have to go to court cuz Iiiii was assaulted then i remembered im actually diagnosed ocd omg. name one thought that doesn’t have to do with a felony assault. i can’t!! (i can: its scar on face scar on face scar forever crumpled skin ugly ugly ugly)

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isengard is a terrible place to raise children!!!!

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honestly i would kill myself but my beautiful angel effervescent angelic chihuahua would be so confused without me. so i live on this earth for…(taco) bella Pepper donkey chavez. also responds to Bubba or little bubs. or pretty peps. her big black glassy eyes are all i need to keep going.

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btw if you ever get randomly violently assaulted all they want from you is fucking surveys. not joking. is this my insane…..

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i’m just a girl that has an attorney…. simple little innocent baby child.

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i hope they subpoena me at work so i look so bad ass.

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why do adult protective services text me every day because i got assaulted once, instead of like joshua block or daniel larson or someone like that. can i donate them to another cause.

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also the guy beat the shit outta me with a random girls owala she had left next to the front door with her shoes. the police took the owala as evidence. should i buy her a new owala….. like is that on me??? i do feel bad but also like…. i didn’t choose to be beaten unconscious with an owala after checking someone for making a racist comment… and that’s why i’m up at all night. i have thoughts. we’re not friends but run in the same circles since we were like 14. she’s also hot as hell. add that into your consideration

[dogpuppy]

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i hate that i’m not a chihuahua

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i feel so suicidal but not in a depressed manic way. in a disillusioned way.