THINGS IāVE WRITTEN IN FANFICTION AS SENTENCE STARTERS.
āwell no shit, ___, he just fell from the sky.ā ādonāt tell me i rescued an actual angel.ā āif you die from this, iām going to kill you.ā āi deserve it, donāt i?ā āthis is what youāve always wanted.ā āhow ironic that someone so kind is the cause of something so horrible.ā āi loved you so much, but i thought youād never look at someone like me.ā āi wouldnāt touch that if i were you.ā āis tension the way you show excitement?ā āi think if we just fight the best we can, thingsāll turn out okay.ā āall i was doing was walking on water.ā āi like you regardless of whether or not youāre good at conversation.ā āanyone would get mad at you if you described them with a bad pun.ā āyou might be rational, but youāre the least calm person iāve ever met.ā āiāve forgiven you, so wonāt you accept that?ā āconsider your debt to me repaid!ā āare you thinking about mushy stuff again?ā āyou wanted the truth, and i gave it to you.ā āi wanted to tell you that i think what you did was very noble.ā āam i not good enough?ā āi didnāt come here because i want to be a hero, or because i want to make a difference. i just want to be seen.ā āyou could send me back anytime, so why donāt you?ā āi canāt deal with this right now. iām going to sleep.ā ādo you just not pay attention ever?ā āwhy must you enjoy things like this?ā āiām obviously the only person i could ever love!ā āwhy are you in my room?ā āi wouldnāt settle for anything but the best.ā āweāve met before, but i expect you have a lot of encounters like that on the daily.ā āi didnāt know better than to call strangers pretty.ā āthe world is not a kind place, is it?ā āas long as you believe youāre a hero then you can totally be one!ā āi just thought you were some fanboy.ā āyou can be pretty inspiring when you wanna be.ā āyouāre probably just as dead as iām gonna be.ā āyou could have blown up the fucking planet! whatās wrong with you?ā āiāll try not to fear your wrath too much in the future.ā āthey didnāt hurt you or anything, did they?ā āi didnāt, like, lace them with poison or anything. if you want iāll even let you check!ā āiāve got a bad habit of making myself a distraction, if you catch my drift.ā āare you going to be busy this weekend?ā āi didnāt peg you as someone who would be so forward with your intentions.ā āyou have to remember on your own.ā ādid you really like him that much?ā āmy opinion of you does not make you good.ā āyou are not a good man.ā ādrink with me again.ā āwe gonna group up and kick ass?ā āi never said it would fix the situation.ā āi have a family i want to get back to.ā āholy fuck, weāre rich people now!ā āoh my god, iāve never had money before.ā āit seems like something worth investigating.ā āiāll take my just end and die along with the rest of you.ā āi would prefer it if i wasnāt a bother to the people trying to get their work done.ā āthere are a lot of things that are stopping me, but i donāt know why.ā āeveryone has their time to leave the battlefield.ā āwhy are you sorry? you were right.ā āyou look pathetic.ā āthis isnāt really the way i wanted to die at all, but itās the way iām going to.ā āyou could at least be eating something good!ā āweāre wasting time by arguing.ā āif you donāt want my help, you can go broke.ā āi get it, youāre rich!ā āi didnāt know you were capable of experiencing rational thought.ā āiād rather live in debt than die, wouldnāt you?ā āiām surprised you havenāt left yet!ā āi donāt think i trust anyone else.ā āletās get outta here.ā














