Oblivious Sentences, Vol. 3
(Sentences for characters that have a habit of missing the obvious. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"You hide behind your intelligence."
"Are you being intentionally thick?"
"You never could read people, could you?"
"Even if real human contact is something you don’t have, or even want or need, you should at least be able to see it in other people."
"There are many aspects of human irrationality I do not yet comprehend."
"How do you know you didn't miss something important?"
"Are you saying you want to date me?"
"What people say and do doesn't always make sense."
"You're really not good at reading people, are you?"
"I don't know how to make people like me."
"Forgive me, these things sometimes slip my mind. It won't happen again."
"This actually makes sense to you?"
"Is this some clever practical joke that I'm not aware of?"
"Is that what they say about me now? Paranoid?"
"I've got to warn you, he's lacking in some of the social niceties."
"Are you making fun of me?"
"You really don't know, do you?"
"I'm supposed to show you sympathy?"
"Just because you can't see what's going on doesn't mean no one else can!"
"Am I behaving incorrectly?"
"Was that funny? I never know when I'm being funny."
"I can lie, I'm just not all that good at it."
"I've been out of circulation so long, I've completely forgotten social niceties."
"You know, when you're interested in something and nobody else is, the polite thing is to keep it to yourself."
"I'm trying to make people like me. I want them to like me."
"Your not knowing the reason doesn't mean there isn't one."
"I don't quite understand what's happening here."
"If you look the way you do, and you say what you said, you have to be aware of the effect that it’ll have on men."
"How is it, for a man surrounded by women, that you know so little about us?"
"You're much better at this sort of thing than I am."
"Did I do something to anger him?"
"I know you were trying to help, but there are some people who might not see it that way."
"Sometimes I forget that you have such capacity for pure innocence in your life."
"Is that what we are? Friends?"
"Do you know why people are nice to other people?"
"Is there some significance to this action?"
"It's frustrating not to understand something so fundamental."
"Did I say anything stupid?"
"I've been trying very hard recently to get more in touch with my feelings."
"But how does this even make sense?"
"You're really not good with nuance, are you?"
"I thought you didn't have a sense of humour?"
