Welp,my English is bad but I hope this can help.XD
（PS:I can’t translate some puns,sorry😭）
S:thanks,bro. it’s really warm to my bones. *1
P: YOU’RE WELCOME,SANS!（AND STOP SAYING PUNS）
S:i prepared a special valentine’s day gift for you,too,bro.
P:…KETCHUP PUNS OR FART CUSHION TRICK S AGAIN?
P:WOWIE!!! IT’S AMAZING!SANS!! I’M SO HAPPY YOU WEREN’T LAZY AND PREPARED A RETURN GIFT!!
P:OMG…!CAN I GET TO KNOW WHAT IT IS? CHOCOLATE AND FLOWERS?
you’ll know what it is when we get home.
P:THE VALENTINE’S GIFT YOU TALKED ABOUT…
S:how about reading a bedtime story first?《little fluffy bunny’s adventure》
P:SANS,DON’T YOU NEED THE STORY BOOK?
S:nah,i’ve recited it very fluently.
S:then let’s start…(*flick)
S:long long ago,there was a very very fluffy bunny at the top of the mountain.(*stand up)
S:the fluffy bunny loved adventuring and climbing mountains…（*climb to bed）
S:there were always very beautiful sights at the mountain.
S:the fluffy bunny thought:“so beautiful!!” when enjoying the sights at the top of mountains.
S:the fluffy bunny always shared gifts which had been gotten when adventuring with its friends.
S:the fluffy bunny sometimes also loved little joking.when somebody arrived the top of the mountain where the fluffy bunny live,it would wait for he behind a tree.
S:and,huh…ahh…(*lift up clothes)
S:if he reached the nearby of the tree,the fluffy bunny would jump out and act as saying:peek-aaAAAAAAA!!
S:…heh,what’s up,bro? don’t wanna listen up to the story?
S:pffft,it seems you don’t want to?
P:!!(blashing and is still can’t say a word)
S: huh…ah…,so do you love this gift?it really took me lots of strength.
P: HA…YOU SURE?SANS?HUMMM…THE CHOCOLATE IS THE ONE I GAVE IT TO YOU.THE SILK RIBBON IS FROM THE FLOWERS,AND…USING MAKER PEN TO WRITE DOWN MY NAME,DID THAT TOOK YOUR LOTS OF STRENGTH?
S: hahh…don’t ja like it?
P: HMMM…NEYHEHEH!I LIKE IT VERY——!!THX,BROTHER.
I don’t think I need to translate the moan next. XP
*1 Daybird have posted a short comic about Papyrus giving a gift(chocolate and flowers Frisk and Alphy recommend)to Sans on other website(she thinks it’s too ugly to post it again on tumblr(SHE’S TOO SHY SHE DRAW VERY BEAUTIFUL!!!!*Screaming)
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