mr whazit toya

a vibrant 43-year-old rich white lady

[deadautism]

"I never puke, ever, and I really almost puked then."

Johnny Knoxville in Jackass Number Two (2006) - dir. Jeff Tremaine

[knoxmania]

Knoxmaine foundational hydrogen bomb

[jankol0pe]

Woof

[slopvault]

alright now who's gonna do the gooch?!!?!?!?

daddy's got you

daddy's got you

[whatsup-vagisil]

i love photos like this where you can see his gray coming in like that’s daddy right there

[slopvault]

There comes a time where you pick your favourite jackass member and by god do you stick and stand by them for the rest of your miserable life

Chris pontius my goat my goat my goat I love u

[vivalasunday]

guess who scored an unrated Dukes of Hazzard (2005) dvd at the thrift!!!

[whatsup-vagisil]

i wanna watch the ringer and dukes of hazzard sooooo bad

[fangbitesu]

Ever since I last posted like two - three months ago and saw the jackass movie in theaters, I haven’t gotten Johnny Knoxville out of my head

[jxydn]

This is straight out of a cartoon

[archiveloves]

[archiveloves]

[bayareasighs]

So I will have some art cards with me next month at the NYC show. You will just have to find me the old fashioned way if you wanna grab one. ✌🏽

[hauntedchronicler]

thank you ao3 for always delivering what i need alongside insights into strange and beautiful lands of which i have no knowledge

[drops-of-universe]

as a woman you're always too young or too old for things because the perfect age is when you're a man

[die-rosastrasse]

Feeling very insect-y today 🐛🦋

[tlbodine]

For the last goddamn time...

"Kill your darlings" means "if something is holding you back, get rid of it, even if it sounds pretty."

That's it! That's all it means! It means if you're stuck and stalled out on your story and you could fix the whole block by removing something but you're avoiding removing that thing because it's good, you remove that thing. That's the darling.

It does NOT mean

That you have to get rid of your self-indulgent writing

That you should delete something just because you like it (?wtf?)

That you need to kill off characters (??? what)

That you have to pare your story down to the absolute bare bones

That you have to delete anything whatsoever if you don't want to

The POINT is that you STOP FEELING GUILTY for throwing out good writing that isn't SERVING THE STORY.

The POINT is that you don't get so HUNG UP on the details that you lose sight of the BIG PICTURE.

Good grief....

[prof-grace-aspen]

Also, you don't have to like, delete it from existence. Keep a second document full of the Darlings. You never know when you'll need it later.

[earhartsease]

yes, your killed darlings are ripe for rebirth

[eldritchsandwich]

compost your darlings

recycle your darlings

Darlings who don't fit this narrative go into the use later folder

[breelandwalker]

If you are unsatisfied with the fruits of your writing, put them aside and let them ferment. When you come back to them later, you'll either find gigglejuice or good compost. Both are helpful for future projects.