My two friends who don’t know anything about Diabolik Lovers guess the Sakamaki’s personality based on their looks.
Lucky // “Oh, he looks nice! I’m sure he has good grades, he looks like he has good grades. He looks like the kind of guy everybody’s into, boys and girls alike because he’s good at reading people and whispers into their hearts, kind of like Jesus Christ. He’s Jesus Christ, alright.”
Pozzo // “This one’s gay. I’m sure he’s a momma’s boy with impeccable manners but deep down he’s fed up with the society he grew into and wants out of it. Do to what? I don’t know, whatever he likes, I guess.”
Lucky // “He’s def a serial lover. He’s the big brother type of figure and probably the president of whatever student council this dumb anime has. I’m sure he’s the kind of bad guy who never falls in love and sees sex as a means to get what he wants. Yeah, he’s definitely a manipulator, maybe even a malignant narcissist. I’m pretty sure he treats his significant other as a child just to assert his superiority over them. He probably puts the blame on others when he doesn’t get his way.
Pozzo // “Ah, I watched enough animes to know that dark-haired boys with glasses are no good! I’m sure he’s aromantic. He’s intelligent and knows it, which is super annoying? But deep down, he’s actually a very soft boy who acts like a douchebag just to push people away.”
Lucky // “This one lost his parents at a young age and has lived in opulence since then. Kind of like Batman? He’s either an alcoholic or a pimp. He probably swings both ways too. I’m sure that he changes his hair colour whenever he feels insecure. His shirt is open, so I guess he has bad depression? Idk.”
Pozzo // “The open shirt means his parents put pressure on him, that’s for sure. He has to be a pervert who seduces others and convinces them to do to all sort of nasty things. I’m sure he spends long nights at the bar, just waiting for someone to come and talk to him.”
Lucky // “Oh my god, what’s wrong with this one?! Who hurt him? He looks like he was molested as a child! He’s fucking dead inside! Like I feel so bad for him, but at the same time, he’s super scary. I’m sure everything about him is cold and fake. This one has issues, that’s for sure. Maybe she’s a trans woman whose parents don’t accept the identity?”
Pozzo // “Or he could be a trans guy who feels excluded. He looks like an evil doll and I don’t want to talk about him, he’s nasty. NEXT!”
Lucky // “Oh, he’s a magician! The fedora is such a huge fucking problem, so unless he knows magic tricks, this one is cancelled. It’d be nice if that was his flirting technique. He’s pretty sensitive but acts like a cold bitch during sex? He doesn’t want people to fall for him so he hurts them real bad. He probably owns a dog too.”
Pozzo // “He has to be a crossdresser. I agree with Lucky too, he looks like someone who treats you like shit then dumps you with an « It’s not you, it’s me » bullshit excuse. Like yeah bitch, it’s on you, 100%. I’m sure he owns an account on Second Life. The fedora is awful.”
Lucky // “He’s the popular boy at school? He kind of has a quarterback/surfer looks… Either way, I think he has an American vibe. I’m sure he sings well but he’s ashamed of his voice. He works out a lot to cover his inner fragility. It’s not his real hair colour, right?”
Pozzo // “Oh my god they all look the same! This one is so bland, he’s probably the kind of asshole who plays the guitar in high school and thinks he can get any girl he wants, which is probably true because high school boys are the worst. Ugh. I’m sure he has no personality because he tries way too hard to stand out in a crowd.”
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