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I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics

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@dbztextsfromlastnight
(714):
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
(303):
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
(917):
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
(720):
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
(972):
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
(773):
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
(908):
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
(218):
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
(561):
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
(810):
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
(941):
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
(717):
New vibrator arrived today.
(1-717):
How was it?
(717):
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
(417):
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Submitted by Will (anubisaphelion[@]gmail.com), thank you!
Submitted by Will (anubisaphelion[@]gmail.com), thank you!
(517):
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
(248):
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply ‘fuck off’.