This ship is taking me far away @flockstiel - Tumblr Blog

logging back onto tumblr for the first time in 5 years for the destiel shitposts 👀

gigastacyy-deactivated20231011

no more teacup pets we keep breeding cats to be larger and more robust until we have monster cats

todoroki-dokie

Bakugou: Don’t correct me!

Todoroki: Don’t be wrong.

itsmrleorio-deactivated20210107

So cringy when people are like "cats aren't affectionate i know this first hand!1!" Maybe your cat would follow you around as well if your vibes weren't so rancid

keikosamachan

Universe

Via: @ameyasrealm [instagram]

slab-o-meat

*over the loudspeaker at ikea* FIRST BLOOD

amongthespaghetti

i think if i, in the flesh, heard that in an ikea some primal part of me would break out and smash a norrnäs over the closest person’s head

unsolvedbfsarchive-blog

*opens fanfic*

fanfic: i

*closes fanfic*

windows5

me, drinking juice at 1pm: breakfast

me, eating a bag of chips at 4pm: lunch

me, eating a flour tortilla with nothing on it at 10pm: dinner

summoningspark

me, cooking a three course meal at 2am: bedtime snack

kaijuno

In 300 years someone’s gonna make a Hamilton-esque musical with Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders and teenagers on the internet are gonna stan Donald Trump like “uwu my trash son Donald being a drama queen as usual” and I’m gonna have to do it. I’m gonna have to come back from the dead and destroy the planet.

#text