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scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don’t know if you’ve ever been in a lego castle but it’s pretty sweet

peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but,

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Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can’t shrink: oh okay no biggee, we’ll just make the LEGO castle big

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Peter, ready to cry from joy: do you like Star Wars? Because I have a replica… and my friend Ned and I got it to fly…

Scott Lang, a mechanical engineer and nerd: kid you are my people

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Tony, calling peter: …and may I know WHY THE HELL IS SHIELD CALLING ME ABOUT A LIFE-SIZED DEATH STAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT?!

Peter: we didn’t want it to crush any buildings so we brought it out here!

Tony: THATS N O T MY POINT!!!

gingersnapwolves

#and then Tony wonders when the hell HE became the responsible one#and promptly abandons his responsibilities#and jumps in his armor#to go zoom around the life size death star#pretending he’s Luke doing the trench run (via)

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It got better!

aqueerkettleofish

I was gonna SAY, Tony would fly out there, look at the thing, and go…. No, this isn’t life size. Impressive though. Okay, bugs, put on these helmets, we’re taking this into orbit and doing this at 1:1 scale.

joasakura

Sam: Barnes is gonna make an awesome Chewbacca.

Bucky: -.-

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Guardians arriving back in Earth orbit for a visit: Rocket : When the **** did Earth get another moon? Peter Qull (with an indescribable look on his face, but knowing his entire life has built to this moment): That’s no moon!

nightbleeder

OH MY FUCKING GOD

wadey-wilson

Hey, hey, hey, where are you going?

myfavoritedemons

#there is no heterosexual explanation for this

same energy

#marvel #steve rogers #captain america #not cap anymore #meme #marvel memes #jd salinger #literary quotes #litmemes #same energy #endgame #you’re welcome

question:

would yall read either of these two?

1. a stucky fic with multiple chapters that’s based on a song - fast burn but also angsty slow burn at the same time

2. a fic with a controversial ship based on the song “paranoid” - angsty and sad but very fulfilling

i have two wips and i’m only gonna finish them and continue writing if yall would actually read them, you know?

#fanfic #question #would yall read?#marvel #fic #slash fanfiction #stucky #unnamed ship #whoops #i have two wips #i wann know if yall would read them or not

spideyjlaw

At first I wanted Endgame to beat Avatar now I’m just like lol idc. be second place, y’all treated us like we were 2nd making us cry and become upset so for the shock factor, and for the extra scenes bullshit if y’all wanted to be in first place you guys should have actually added scenes that WE THE FANS wanted to see not some unfinished cgi hulk and a part of a movie that we are already paying to see already. If y’all would have added maybe a Tony and Pepper wedding, Natasha funeral, Steve and Bucky talk before Steve went back, then maybe, just maybe you guys would have been the highest grossing movie of all time

half-elf-nerd

Tony Stark is starting rival Bruce Wayne in terms of Kids

Only one of them is biologically related

One came back to life

One really likes weapons and is way more intense than the others

The sassy smart ones

The super acrobatic ones

chris-evans

lostintranslation814

Reblog if Tony Stark deserved better, if Natasha Romanoff deserved better, or if You’re Still In Denial

opalserraphiim

do you think civilians in the dc universe make memes about heroes dying then coming back to life?? because like– that happens a lot

tonystarkstan

HAPPY

FATHER’S

DAY

You broke the cycle. You’re a better man and father than Howard could have ever hoped to be, and you’re the father some of us wish we had. You are so very, very loved. 💙

svikamylla-ehf

! IMPORTANT !

…no joke

i think the fic is somehow taking people’s accounts.

no fucking joke.

someone i was just talking to dmed me the link. they were nice. their account had posts.

now its empty, it has no posts, their header is blank.

DO NOT FUCKING CLICK ON THE FIC LINK. ITS SOMETHING THAT GRABS YOUR PASSWORD. I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS.

I REPEAT. DONT FUCKING. CLICK. ON THE FIC.

RB THIS. RB THIS. RB THIS. RB THIS. RB THIS. RB THIS.

svikamylla-ehf

CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD IF YOU’VE EVER CLICKED ON THE LINK. CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD IF YOU’VE EVER CLICKED ON THE LINK. CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD IF YOU’VE EVER CLICKED ON THE LINK. CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD IF YOU’VE EVER CLICKED ON THE LINK.

chubby-aphrodite

As far as I can gather from the notes, it’s essentially a link to like… a phishing site or something that grabs your password, but it’s embedded within a plain text version of an AO3 link. It’s… bad. Post is apparently from about June 6, 2019.