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❝ I'm a poppin' ass bitch let me remind ya. Don't hide, I can always come and find ya. Ain't no...
over here now biatches.
sooooooooooooooooooo i’m archiving so like this and ill give you a follow on that acc as i’m finishing things up.
sooooooooooooooooooo i’m archiving so like this and ill give you a follow on that acc as i’m finishing things up.
sooooooooooooooooooo i’m archiving so like this and ill give you a follow on that acc as i’m finishing things up.
PREGNANCY POINT OF VIEW SENTENCE STARTERS.
the mother’s pov :
❝Do you want to feel the baby kick?❞ ❝I’m eating for two, so let’s go grab some grub.❞ ❝I’m… pregnant… and it’s yours.❞ ❝We need to talk, I need to tell you something..❞ ❝I’m too far along for an abortion.❞ ❝You want to give our baby up for adoption?❞ ❝I need to know… if you love me, if you love us..❞ ❝I thought you would be happy… it’s our baby.❞ ❝It’s your baby I’m carrying…❞ ❝I want to tell you that’s it’s yours but it’s not…❞ ❝I want to find out the gender with you there.❞ ❝I’m so lucky to have you by side during this pregnancy.❞ ❝I wouldn’t want anyone else by side during this pregnancy.❞ ❝Do you feel that? It’s the baby… it’s kicking.❞ ❝I’m not going to be surrounded in a place were my baby isn’t wanted.❞ ❝How could say that? This is our child to be!❞ ❝I’m pregnant, I can’t act like a child anymore.❞ ❝I’m pregnant, not incapable.❞ ❝I’m sorry you’ve had deal with my pregnancy hormones lately…❞ ❝I just wanted to wait to tell you, I wanted to know for sure I was keeping it.❞ ❝I’m not sure what to do anymore but it is your baby…❞ ❝This is just as much as your baby as it is mine.❞ ❝I’m not lying! We can do a test right now!❞ ❝Why are you blaming me? We at both at fault! It’s not the baby’s fault!❞ ❝I’m not going to be around people like you, who don’t support me.❞ ❝I am keeping this baby and I’m not discussing it anymore.❞ ❝People have told me I’m glowing lately and I know why…❞ ❝I’m ready to be mom! More than what you think!❞ ❝I will be a great mother to my child, unlike you!❞ ❝This is my decision! Not yours!❞ ❝You told me you wanted the baby and now you don’t?❞ ❝Why are suddenly against having this baby with me?❞
the father’s pov :
❝How far along are you? When did you find out?❞ ❝Well, that’s great news! Isn’t it? I think so.❞ ❝Wait, are you telling me, its my baby?❞ ❝Well, how do you know its my baby?❞ ❝You’re carrying my child?! That’s great news!❞ ❝I love you and I’m ready to be a parent with you.❞ ❝I wouldn’t want a baby with anyone else other than you.❞ ❝How long have you known? Have you told anyone else yet?❞ ❝Well, I’ll get a job and help support you and our baby.❞ ❝Hey… don’t worry so much, okay? We can raise it.❞ ❝It’s going to be okay, we can do this.❞ ❝I have the perfect plan for you, me and our baby… a good plan.❞ ❝I was thinking… since you’re pregnant and all, would you marry me?❞ ❝I love you so much, that’s great news after the day I had.❞ ❝As long as we’re happy, as long as the baby is happy.❞ ❝I’m not abandoning you or my baby!❞ ❝I’m not walking out on my kid like my parents did.❞ ❝I’m going to be here for you and our baby.❞ ❝Why would you want that for our baby? You’re talking nonsense.❞ ❝I’m ready to be a father and you’ll make the best mother.❞ ❝I have never felt so lucky!❞ ❝This baby is a blessing and probably saved my life.❞ ❝Did you hear? I’m going to be a dad!❞ ❝I’m going to officially be a dad in a few months!❞ ❝I’ll be a much better dad than you ever were to me that’s for sure.❞ ❝My girlfriend is pregnant and she’s keeping it and I want her to keep it.❞ ❝Don’t tell me anything about being a dad when you never were one for me!❞ ❝Are you serious?! You’re pregnant?! That’s amazing, baby!❞ ❝Well, do you need anything? Anything at all?❞ ❝What? Something wrong with the baby?❞ ❝I just want to keep you and our babt safe and happy.❞ ❝I’m the luckiest guy in the world right now!❞
It's Sexual Sunday so...
send my muse inappropriate questions
flirt with them anonymously or not
try to make them blush
kiss them at random
send me terrible pickup lines
get my muse hot and bothered
Pretty much this is your excuse to do what you want to my muse and see if you can get away with it. So go crazy!
SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)
originally from frommemetoyou
[text] Are you lost?
[text] NO! That was a typo
[text] Did you buy it?
[text] I think I’m a mermaid
[text] I know it’s 3am, but come over and cook for me.
[text] Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead
[text] Need to bury a body, it’s urgent.
[text] Are you sure there’s no monsters?
[text] It was an accident.
[text] lol fuk da police
[text] send me a picture and i’ll be home quicker ;)
[text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU
[text] Well maybe I broke my tongue!
[text] Please tell me you’re free today! I’ve got some big news today.
[text] Got a spare ticket, do you want to come?
[text] Do you have a spare mankini I can borrow?
[text] Is fancy dress allowed at the wedding?
[text] I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
[text] We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead… I just rolled off and tapped out.
[text] Like alphabetically, I’d say a t?
[text] I’m sorry if throwing up in the back of your dad’s car ruined our friendship :(
[text] there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. don’t judge me.
[text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today.
[text] Do you know where I am?
[text] My wedding is in 5 hours and I have no idea where I am. Help!
[text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. I’ve never been so broken.
[text] Is “head down ass up” an appropriate way to say good morning?
[text] That is definitely not healthy, in fact I’m not sure it’s legal to send that sort of picture?
[text] There isn’t enough cookie dough ice cream at home, so I’ll be heartbroken tomorrow instead.
[text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension
[text] ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! HE IS A TRIPLET, WE DONT NEED TO FIGHT OVER HIM WE CAN HAVE AN ORGY INSTEAD
[text] No no don’t leave me, who’s going to walk me home
[text] She wheeled me home in a trolley and sad she loved me, I think I win.
[text] My dick just got serenaded.
[text] I ate the whole wheel of cheese. Help.
[text] I’ve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now they’re getting into it and it’s a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates
[text] The fridge is fully stocked. I’m either hallucinating or this is a miracle
[text] I need you to help me clean the house because I have visitors in less than an hour???
[text] Your brother is at the front door- WHAT DO I SAY?!
[text] It’s all fun and games till someone says you’re so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you
[text] I’m in A&E but I don’t really know why
[text] Went to bed with a 10, just about woke up with a 2 and a half
[text] I think I’m officially a homewrecker because his wife just walked in screaming and he said it’s not what it looks like. I mean what else could it look like? I wasn’t trimming his hairs with my mouth?!
[text] My night ended with me crying in a gutter, I hate you.
[text] He’s decorated the toilet with his urine. I never want to see him ever again, tell him he has 2 minutes to get out of our house.
[text] Don’t talk to me! You tried to trade me for a glass of wine and a cigarette!
[text] I promise I’ll get everyone to jelly wrestle with us xox
[text] I am armed with a crown, a sash and a bouquet of flowers. Don’t test me.
[text] I think I got married last night?
[text] I think I got married on impulse last night… and after looking a second time, I don’t think i’ve made any mistakes.
[text] My mouth tastes like poor choices
[text] I didn’t let go of the mechanical bull, but they had to pull me off because… it was rough just the way I like it and I think that showed?
[text] If I say it was accidental you’ll just say I’m lying
[text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere
[text] You’re my hero
[text] You’re the worst thing to ever happen to me, thank you
[text] Have you ever had a good idea in your life?
[text] Are we going to end up in the hospital again?
[text] It’s not a good night if I don’t end up crying into your mother’s lap.
[text] Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, he’ll marry me and you’ll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.
[text] I’m may be allergic to nuts, but not his.
[text] She high fived me out of pity
[text] You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
[text] You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out.
[text] You kept calling me baby Jesus and trying to see what wise men had to say about my hair…
[text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked
[text] I am a responsible adult, I brought home a lost kitten and let it shit in your room
[text] I accidentally talked myself into a threesome, when did I become so smooth?
[text] It may or may not have been your sister…
[text] It may or may not have been your brother…
[text] If you’re not coming over with food, don’t come over at all
[text] Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My co-worker is talking to me about her birds having sex again…
[text] IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
[text] Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust?
[text] Let’s never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
[text] I tried to put lipstick on my eyeballs, help.
[text] I told her my cum counts as protein shake and she sent a text to my gran saying I ate her cat.
[text] If you don’t fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we’re alone in your room, I’m returning you to the boyfriend store
[text] I accidentally sexted your mum, I’m sorry xox
[text] There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
[text] I feel like you’re pretending I didn’t bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a “comfy place to sit”
[text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really don’t know what you took, but you need a babysitter.
[text] I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a “let’s fuck” way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of “let me wash your hair” way.
"pleasure's all mine" / for nia from sheamus !
♡ –– “pleasure’s all mine”: @thecompetitor
here, here and here
"pleasure's all mine" // brooke
♡ –– "pleasure's all mine": @thearchitectoftomorrow
here, here and here
"pleasure's all mine" - Taryn, Trin and Brooke?
♡ –– "pleasure's all mine": @siimplyphenomenal
Taryn
here, here and here
Trinity
here, here and here
Brooke
here, here and here
"pleasure's all mine" ; trinity.
♡ –– "pleasure's all mine": @italianexoticbeauty
here, here and here
The Edge and Christian Show has steadily evolved into one of the most ridiculously tongue-in-cheek, self-aware, smark-baiting things in wrestling.
send me "pleasure's all mine" for a sex gif of what my muse wants to do to/with yours
honest opinions pls!! but do these graphics look good?
‘ how you doin’? ’ // ind. carmella
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